clit bumber

the act of lesbian sex. of bumping clits together.

A clit bumber is someone who rubs their clit on another girls, to make the act of clit bumping. the pressure is amazing.

by i'm ugly August 13, 2008

bumblefuck

the place between philadelphia and pittsburgh

scranton or wilkes-barre is an example of bumblefuck

by DREWDOMZ October 9, 2006

bumblefuck

A person who goes through their life very similarly to how a bumblebee flies- slow, clumsy, and troubled. Aerodynamically impossible, but somehow they manage.

They can be well-meaning jackasses who make stupid mistakes, or complete idiots who have no idea what they're doing, but continue to pursue their dreams of pollination. Sometimes they're endearing- it takes all types.

You don't want them near delicate objects, or within 50 feet of a china shop.

Bill, that bumblefuck, ended up burning the eyebrows off his face with a blowtorch last Tuesday in effort to make an ice sculpture for a girl he loved.

Nancy, head bumblefuck of the local high school district, invested a large percentage of the school's money in stocks that failed.

by Stripper Expert March 6, 2009

east bumble fuck

Just another way of saying bumble fuck or bfe. It means even more out of the way than regular Bumble Fuck, being as it's East bumble fuck. Said by pretentious college students, usually.

It took me ages to get here because I just parked in East Bumble Fuck.

by toee May 23, 2006

bumble-stumbling

verb: (to be) to skip school without a valid reason and to be doing something else other than what you are supposed to be doing in school. This is also called truating in Great Britain

father: Peter, I have rotten eggs for you. Your school principal, Principal Skinner, just called and said you were bumble-stumbling at Cavendish Mall.

Peter: What the hell is it Principal Skinner's vegetable soup where i am during school hours, as long I get my homework done on time. And how in the devil's name did he find out anyways that I was at Cavendish Mall.

father: Roflmao. Walls have eyes and ears. Nah, Lol. he told me he used his spy-glass from his days in the US Navy; besides Cavendish Mall is right across the street from your high school, no?

by Sexydimma December 18, 2012

bumbershoot

the bumbershoot is simply and umbrella

will you go get my bumbershoot for me love it seems to be raining

by Hannah April 4, 2005

bumberclart

a person who like it up the bum. and likes to brag about it, even though no one gives a shit.

"I had anal sex last night Steven"
"Shut up Gareth, no one cares, you absolute bumberclart"

by libralouise June 4, 2018