button dick

A word coined on the ShockTalk Internet Radio podcast where a guy has a penis that is so small that when not erect it looks like a button. Great word for penis humiliation!

Hey there sweetie, I just love your little button dick. Would you like me to give it a little tug?

by Karin King December 29, 2007

Button Smasher

A person who plays video games by just hitting random buttons. Usually in fighting games and done by inexperienced gamers.

I can't stand playing Mortal Kombat with Joe, he is such a Button Smasher.

by BreadbasketGangsta December 23, 2010

Belly Button Butthole

When you swing your penis furiously back and forth between your naval and your butthole

Jay Belly Button Buttholed in front of your mom.

by Belly Button Nicole November 29, 2014

GIRL BUTTON

Variously defined as that which sexually stimulates women...e.g.: THE G-SPOT or CLITORIS.

BEVERLY HILLS WAITRESS:"JOHN MAYER was one of my tables last night.When I look at him my GIRL BUTTON gets all tingly and I have to change underwear."

by GIRLY Q May 19, 2008

balton

(v) when you perform the helicopter with your girlfriend ON a helicopter while also recieving oral from several fine hunnies. Note: If the girl you are helicopter-ing is not your OFFICIAL significant other, the term 'balton' cannot be used. This is especially applicable if your girlfriend is also your sister.

stefan: oh my god, dude. Did you see The Town last night?
bob: no man, I was--OH SHIT!! LOOK AT THAT DUDE GETTING BALTONED OVER THERE!
stefan: harrrrrdcooooorrrreeeeeeee

by SUPERBLACKDICK9000 November 4, 2010

Top Button Swag

When someone has all of their buttons done up on a polo shirt and it looks nice/good.

Person 1 - "Whoah, Lydia has all her buttons done up on her polo shirt, it looks really nice."
Person 2 - "She has top button swag obviously."

by chexxa November 26, 2011

Push buttons

v. - to push buttons

1. To deliberately irritate
2. To intentionally provoke another without reason
3. To wear away at the patience of someone until that person wants to
slap you
4. To capitalize on the emotional vulnerabilities of another

example: "Don't worry, chocolate doesn't make you fat," Mike said to
his slender but weight-conscious girlfriend.

by WilliamFuentes.com/2005/AlexaDanner.html April 20, 2005