Fbf (fat brunch flex)

A high degree of flexitude. It can be forced or come naturally. Usually occurs during brunch.

Example 1

Person 1: Is she doing an fbf (fat brunch flex) today?
Person 2: I guess so. She's in that white sundress.
Example 2
Person 1: Ima fbf today. (Proceeds to wear balenciaga/off white/Gucci/tori/Ferrell)

Fbf (fat brunch flex) by Wxn June 7, 2018

baby brunch

Boobs; particularly the loaded ones you see on preggos.

"Did you see that MILF just now? Wow, she had plenty of baby brunch hanging out front."

baby brunch by Wizards Sleeve June 12, 2006

Belgium Brunch 

The term "Belgium Brunch" is the act (or term) of spreading butter or jelly on your toast only using a girl's pussy lips. (Preferably your freinds mom)

Tell your mom to send over a couple of her homemade Belgium Brunch toast.. Thanks!

Belgium Brunch by Juh Juh October 24, 2008

Portuguese Brunch 

Follow Portuguese Breakfast instructions, but after frying the eggs in the pan, let cool on the windowsill like apple pie, and then dish out the cooled scrambled eggs back in the woman's vagina, have sex with her while she remains in this position, and then have her pour the hot contents onto a plate and voila, a Portuguese Brunch.

Portuguese Brunch, like scrambling eggs in a pan, but instead of a whisk, just screw her.

Portuguese Brunch by PBrunch June 11, 2009

British Brunch 

A sequence of sexual events in this order, 1. Anal sex (with a girl) 2. Oral sex (given by girl) 3. Girl then tries to make out with you. EWWW

"Yo this chick tried to british brunch me last night but i told her im allergic to my own shit."

British Brunch by DreZ March 20, 2005

english brunch 

A sexual act; when a dude titty fucks his girl backwards with his ass in her face and she eats out his anus.

Hey stud, I'm jonesing for an english brunch!

english brunch by CG Spicer June 21, 2006

pre-brunch 

The very Portland concept of going to a super popular, delicious brunch place and putting your name on the wait list. Then you go to a nearby micro-roaster for a nice espresso drink and a small pastry to wait the hour or so for your table.

"The wait at Screen Door is like an hour on Sundays. It's so not worth it."

"No worries. You can just pre-brunch at Heart down the street."

pre-brunch by DeSomething January 4, 2014