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Brogot

When a male forgets to do/accomplish/remember something because he is with his "bros" and was preoccupied.
Girlfriend: "You stood me up on our date last night! What the heck happened?!"

Boyfriend: "Sorry baby, I brogot. Me and the guys were playing Madden09 all night."
by WickedLittleGirls June 28, 2010
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Brojob

(In a unionized) workplace setting, it is where a fellow member, or "brother" screws you out of a job that should have been yours, usually through ass-kissing or being a fellow lodge-member or relative, or classmate of the boss.
guy1: "That %#$%# job should have been MINE, but Frank is the super's cousin, so he stole it from me."
guy2: "wow, what a brojob."
by teebeekahuna September 6, 2013
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brooble

A combined word of "Bruh" and "boob". If you are not sure if a person is a male or a female you call them a Brooble
"Hey dude is that a boy or a girl?...." Idk man I think we have ourselves a Brooble!"
"Hey dude, is that a boy or a girl?..." "Idk man. I think we have ourselves a Brooble!"
by _FOREVER_YOUNG_UNICORN_ April 2, 2015
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broobse

A bruise on a breast.
I gave her a broobse while biting her tits.
by thestarbus August 9, 2016
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broobse

A bruise on a breast.
I gave her a broobse while biting her tits.
by thestarbus August 9, 2016
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Brogoal

When you and your bros are such cool bros that everyone is jealous of you bros.
Guy 1- "Woah do you see those bros over there? They look so cool I'm jealous!"
Guy 2 " Oh yeah they are total brogoals!"
by Bigbootyhobigtittyho December 30, 2016
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Brojob

Brojob is an American deathcore band made up of band members who are all a mystery, their lyrical themes circle around gay sex, blowjobs and other homosexual things, originally started as a joke band, they gained insane popularity in the metal community and have hundreds of thousands of fans. Examples of Brojob songs inclue “Talk Shit Get Kissed”, “Tickle War”, “Erection Injection”, “Teenie Weenie”, and “The Birds And The Brees”. They released their debut album “Talk Shit Get Kissed” in 2018 with 12 songs. Go give them a listen if you’re a metalhead and you want a huge laugh... or a huge cock 😂🤘🏻
Example A: “Hey, have you heard the new Brojob song Trevor”? “Fuck yeah dude, Tickle War goes hard as fuck”.

Example B: “Brojob is the most brutal and gay deathcore band of the last 10,000 years”.
by StonerGod420 March 1, 2018
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