Bridesmaid

1. A woman who is The sister I never got, a best friend in every way possible, an amazing lady who I want to share my special day standing next to me

Anna-Lee ferris will you be my bridesmaid?

by Wedding08/06/19 January 11, 2017

Brenden

He makes you smile for no reason! You've never just smiled randomly until you met Brandon! You love that! You feel so happy when you talk and you've never felt that way before! You don't know what it is that makes him so special but he is. You don't remember what life was like before you started talking but you know that it would be pretty shitty if you lost him.

Brenden is the link
Add me on Instagram @shelbs._.jaye

by shelbs._.jaye June 1, 2018

Brenden

Brenden is that nigga that enjoys cunnilingus at 2am. He's always down to help a friend out even if it's in the middle of his 2am cunnilingus session. Brenden enjoys long drives at 3am following any nightly shenanigans.

"Aye Bro ain't nothing wrong with being a Brenden, helpful supportive and know how to satisfy your women.

by colalingus March 21, 2019

lil-breeders

A communist conspiracy of evil and deceit. To be a lil-breeder, plagiarism is the number one rule of the game. Originality is unheard of, simply a quest of self-glorification, whilst ensuring that those deserving credit are deprived of it. Friends are never a key factor, only when needed for "information" or "services". Shortly after they have served their purpose, so-called friends are discarded.
Lil-breeders make it clear that they are indeed- "Official", although extremely unpopular amongst those of due significance.

"Please bear in mind that the fan club (lil-breeders)is subscription based and that any information on the site is for fan club members and not for reposting - we reserve the right to cancel any memberships we feel are disregarding this."

Oh, the irony.

by Kastcheji Besmertnij March 14, 2007

Russian mail-order bride consolidation play

When you raise capital in an investment fund to acquire multiple Russian mail-order bride platforms. This is done so that the investor controls the supply chain of connecting beautiful Russian women and rich white men.

Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.

Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Bride Brain

A less invasive, but more expensive version of a frontal lobotomy. Experienced by most brides, as they enter a catatonic state which renders them incapable of sustaining any thought or conversation that does not involve cake, caterers, flowers, wedding dress designers, Chinese wedding dress knockoff designers, updo's, hair pieces, color schemes, wedding themes, and personalized M&M's.

Bride Brain symptoms include, but are not limited to, driving erratically because they can't stop staring at their shiny diamond ring; being amused by the resentment of all their single girlfriends, rewinding songs several hundred times while imagining themselves walking down the aisle, and starvation induced bitchiness which is generally followed by late night binging at a Dairy Queen. (Note that this can only occur outside of the bride's native geographic area, where they can't possibly run into anyone they know).

Symptoms are ordinarily well controlled with valium, alcohol and endless hours of watching youtube "first dance" videos.

by bluemoonbride January 26, 2010

Bridey

an adjective meaning easy-going and down to earth. also naturally beautiful but doesn't flaunt it.

p.s. it can aslo mean a tad bit emo (in a really good way)

Dude, check her out she's sooo bridey.

by Jean-Claude Pierre February 10, 2009