Brainfailanoma

A condition in which the brain is unable to verbalize a coherent response to questions or comments, usually brought on by encountering an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Brandon said hi to Robyn but, because of a case of Brainfailanoma, all she could respond with was random sounds.

by mmagro May 29, 2017

BrainWarsh

To get brainwashed by a bunch of hillbillies.

I don't remember anything from last night, after the three jug solo I think I got brainwarshed.

by vilignoble June 10, 2017

Brainfreeze

When the male human ejaculates into their bellybutton after masturbation or sex takes place.

OH FUCC I CAME. SHIT BRAINFREEZE

by Fannygasher16 June 15, 2018

brainhurt

<verb> It's when your brain hurts when thinking about something too much or going in too deep into something (In thought form and not physically).

"ow, just got a brainhurt from being too philosophical"

by Wormcake October 27, 2018

brainface

when a male grabs his genitalia, gently squeezing, so the balls inflate, looking like a brain.

We were changing in the locker room. I turned around and Kyle showed me his brainface.

by Nosfo April 9, 2020

BrainFallOutitis

A serious condition in which one's brain falls directly out of their skull, resulting in instant death and messy carpets. The primary cause is a deficit of squeezing the butts of petite females. As of this time there is no known cure, despite efforts to attempt using an ice cream scoop to plop the brains back into the skull.

"Man it sure is a shame that Trevor died of BrainFallOutitis. If only he'd had a butt to squeeze."

by DefinitelyARealDoctor August 21, 2021

Brainard

A very very special kind of person that bricks keys and plays arcane unironically.

he pulled a brainard

by Titanic Douche Barrett April 4, 2022