Braille astronomer

One who studies heavenly bodies by touch.

I'm am a braille astronomer and I want to touch you.

by superyouper October 31, 2005

Like Reading Braille

When a chick's tits are so small feeling her chest is like attempting to read braille.

"Man her tits are so small, I may have to learn to read braille before I nail her!"

(Thus feeling her up is like reading braille)

by Brandaminator October 2, 2006

BaiLog

Thugs from asian ethnicity mostly known for drug abuse, dropping out of school, and destroying brown virgin girls.

Oh shit! bailog are here...we gotta be out. shit.

by Muzz420 March 25, 2009

Braylon

queer

Braylon is so queer

by babelon November 25, 2021

Bailoo1

A mega pedo and mega virgin, who has been known to groom kids around the streets of St Bees. Many watch and stare when they see this neek, as he is known to foul on the floor when he feels sexually excited. He is often compared to Jimmy Saville and Jeffrey Epstein. He is currently banned from china for 13 counts of noncery and 5 counts of kidnap and torture via 1975 grocery store music. To be called Bailoo1 is the worlds biggest insult.

Boy 1: "who is that creep talking to your little sister?"
Boy 2: "oh, that's just bailoo1 the local nonce"

by Thekingofbritain August 26, 2022

Reading Brail

To feel a girls tits that are so small all you feel are ribs and hard nipples, no cushion whatsoever.

"Dude, hooked up with that academy chick last night, absolutely nothing to grab on, I felt like I was reading brail"

by Michael Salvatore March 12, 2008

Braille Face

A girl you bring home to sport fuck that has such extreme acne a blind person could read her face.

Man 1 - I can't believe you brought home that Braille Face last night.
Man 2 - Give me a break I drank a fifth before we went out last night.

by Porkys PTA August 8, 2010