Boner 

Wanting to frick kiersten.

Kiersten: Hey baby, I have a feeling that you want a boner tonight.
Jake: MMMMHHHHMMMMM. But only if you let me put my penis is your boobs.
Kiersten: Deal! Now let's go get in bed.
Jake: AAAAHHH MMNNHNMNMMMHN AAH!
Kiersten: OH HONEY! I CAN FEEL IT BABY! MMMNNHMNHHHNMMMNH!
Jake: I'm glad we're not wasting this opportunity of the mighty boner!
Kiersten: Well you're wasting it right now since you stopped fricking me!
Chad: Hey guys. Whatcha doi-
Kiersten: ......
Jake: .......
Chad: I'm in!
Jake & Kiersten: Only if you cum in our mouths!
Chad: Gotcha
Chad, Jake, & Kiersten: MHNNMNHNMNHNMHN!!

Boner by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 4, 2022

boner 

A boner is When Papyrus prepared his bone attack on you in Undertale.

Papyrus: I am preparing a bone attack for you Frisk.

Frisk: *Waits for a boner*

boner by AnonymousBr'ishTea September 3, 2022

Boner 

An erected penis, so large it will poke you in the eye, come back out and fly up your girlfriends arse.

Man, I've got such a boner, that XXX movie was fantastic

Boner by VitaminX May 21, 2006

boner 

1. an erection (the state of the penis sticking out and becoming hard). A boner can be caused by blood streaming in the penis.
2. a careless mistake

I was embarrassed when I had a boner during my interview,

boner by KyleTheChoux May 17, 2015

Boner 

A term used to express when you are really excited about something or when something really great happens. Note: better if used by females.

Antonyms: (used for sucky situations) flacid, limp, chode

"We're going to Tampa for Spring Break."
"That's such a boner."

"Sushi for dinner?"
"I have a boner."

"Meet me on the quad it's so nice out."
"10,000 boners."

"Want to go to NY this weekend?"
"BONER!"

Can also be inferred by the statement, "I just popped one."
or spelled "BONAH"

Boner by Loonifer Bunny October 20, 2009

boner 

to get a big, hard dick

I got a boner when I kissed her

boner by I Am Osum July 17, 2015

boner 

A DICK FULL OF EXCITE

Person 1: "There's going to be a surprise but I'm going to not tell you until it's too late!"
Person 2: "Dick."
Person 1: "A dick full of excitement!"

Person 2: "So you're a boner?"

OR

Person 1: "What's a boner?"
Person 2: "A dick full of excite."

boner by Alycia2000 November 3, 2016