Boeing CH-47 Chinook Tandem-Rotor Heavy Lift Helicopter

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Boeing CH-47 Chinook Tandem-Rotor Heavy Lift Helicopter go brr

by helcuptr August 03, 2023

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Boeinging

When a product, typically a complex one like an airplane or an iPhone, becomes completely inoperable as a result of a defective battery.

My old iPhone 3GS did not take Apple's recent earnings report well and decided it would Boeinging for no apparent reason, sparing the entire device any future disappointment. I'm pretty sure we could have talked things out, oh well.

by JAYO January 25, 2013

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Boeinged

When a person or company buys a very expensive and highly engineered product that blows up. Like a passenger airplane, satellite or rocket.
When person has died because of an aerospace company.
Paying 10x the advertised price for something that arrives 5 years late and doesn't work.

Luke asks "Hey Claudia, does your Direct TV work? Claudia replies " Nope sure doesn't. They got Boeinged, the satellite blew up."

Jane text her husband on his business trip. He doesn't answer and she starts to worry the he is cheating on her. She decides to watch TV.

She sees the evening news and definitely knows he is not cheating. He was Boeinged. His plane crashed.....

by TerribleTerd January 24, 2020

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Boeing Whistleblowia

A rare disease only contracted by Boeing whistleblowers which cause a myriad of symptoms including an extreme urge to commit suicide, as well as contracting other diseases. These symptoms usually lead to the subsequent death of the victim.

"Bob contracted Boeing Whistleblowia and decided to smoke 50 blunts, lay down on some railroad tracks and shoot himself in the back of the head."

by UltCourier May 03, 2024

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