Boat

A condom, used while having sex with loose women

I'll get a boat before I fuck that whore

by Dethbylight October 24, 2010

[The Boat]

NounPronounced: (classically) Th uh boht, (alternatively) You rivering cunt.

The master of the river card in poker. Often but not necessarily coming from behind to obtain the nuts on the river. First seen in 2006, was lost at sea late 2007/early 2008 but made a triumphant return in September 2008.

Spidey: Pocket Hand (AQ)
Boat: Pocket Hand (AK)
Spidey: Check
Boat: 2,000 raise
Spidey: Reluctant call

Flop: QQK

Spidey: Check
Boat: Raise 5,000
Spidey: Quick Call (note the quick call!)

Turn: A

Spidey: Check
Boat: All in
Spidey: (After being told Boat is trying to punk him) Call

Dealer: Turn em up fellas

Spidey: Full House, Queens over Aces
Boat: Noooooooo, 2 Pair, Kings and Aces

River: K

Boat: (Quickly Jumps up and inhales very deeply) Yes! That's why they call me The Boat!!! The Boat is BACK!

Spidey: (Sobs quietly in the corner)

by The Freemanator December 18, 2008

The Boat

Also known as the SI Ferry. Which of course none of the locals call it.

Running late, am just going to make the boat,right before the doors close.

by islandsiren September 22, 2010

Boat

A Dodge Challenger/Hellcat. The Challenger body is known to be pretty big, hence the name "boat"

Dang dude, what is a boat doing here, parked in the Home Depot parking lot?

by 96 Days Down July 22, 2018

the boat

The coolest nickname of all time

I am the boat
he is the boat
she is the boat
we are the boat

by patches O'hoolahan August 24, 2006

boat boat

by far the best song ever written in a 10th grade english class... EVER

boat, boat, im ridin' on a boat, i don't know what to do, i'm talking to myself and goin' kinda crazy ....

by Emily November 5, 2004

Straight boating on a boat

When one gets extremely drunk or wasted.

"man I'm straight boating on a boat right now"
"last night I was straight boating on a boat"

by Mr. Poundtown July 8, 2009