Blumper Decker

The combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
To defecate in the tank of one's toilet while receiving a blowjob.
i.e. To get mad domepiece while releasing the beast into the top of that Faggoty Ann's toilet.

Leopold: My asshole roommate fucked my mom last week, so I asked his mom to come over to 'see which of his clothes not to donate'. I broke out a decadent white zinf at the end, and one thing led to another... Next thing I know I'm getting him back with a blumper decker in his bathroom with his mom.

Lance: My stars, good play.

by Wlllford Brimley September 1, 2010

Endless bummer

a constant stream of shit being dumped on your head

"Oh man my dog just died, and i crapped my pants!"
"You really are living the endless bummer man"

by tom rees November 27, 2003

Blumder

A public works project promoted as progressive, but actually designed to intentionally discourage auto travel, resulting in significantly reduced safety for bicyclists and pedestrians due to increased traffic congestion, and degraded local living conditions.
From Blum + Blunder.
Named after Marty Blum, Mayor of Santa Barbara, who allowed unqualified planners to construct failed projects without approval of the Architectural Board.

The hazardaround pushed through by the sociologineer was another Blumder, causing more congestion and accidents. I'm going another way; I don't want to ride my bike through that chaotic Blumder.

by psnack February 2, 2009

bummer leaf

A bummer leaf is a leaf that in autumn when all the leaves from the trees attatches to another leaf in a bumming fashion. Also known as friendly foliage or kinkyleaves.

We are bummer leaf

by martymoooooooooo November 24, 2010

blumperdecker

The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking a shit in the back part of the toilet or otherwise known as an upper decker. For the desired effect you must ejaculate into the toilet bowl and leave unflushed semen in the toilet. Someone will see the semen and procede to flush it unaware that the toilet bowl will now be filled with shit. Its a perfect mash-up of the blumpkin and upper decker

My roomates wouldnt stop leaving the toilet unflushed full of piss so I left them a very surpising blumperdecker

by mypimppony May 4, 2015

blumler

Taking a poo or excreting into a partners mouth then aggressively thrusting her throat (skull fuck)

“Oi tony, never guess what, me and that girl I met did a blumler it was well filthy”

by Dittyskit December 13, 2017

bummer in the butthole

V1. When something wrong or unfortunate happens.

V2. An anal experience gone wrong.

V1. “I spilled my beer all over myself. It was a real bummer in the butthole.”

V2. “That guy from my tinder date was a real bummer in the butthole last night.”

by Lil’ dickie February 2, 2018