Procrastination Bladder

Increased frequency of bathroom visits due to the onset of imminent responsibilities.

Frank:"How's that English Lit paper coming along bro?"
Yusuf:"Pretty solid man, but this procrastination bladder is dragging the shit out of the process."

Doctor:"Now just one more push BIG push!!!"
Soon to-be Mother:"Wait, wait, no...brb gotta piss"

by AttilaTheHun April 7, 2011

bludger

Slack arse prick who does fuck all, yet pretends he's king fuckin' dick.

He's a useless bludger; he couldn't get a root in a brothel!

by rowdy roddy May 15, 2003

blodder

A news article which lends itself to blog commentary. A short form of "blog fodder".

"Hey, the new George Will column is good blodder, you may want to post on it."

by KGDC July 3, 2008

bluddy

a combination of blud and buddy to use as a derogatory term for idiots and/or british people

homie: “you gotta get da backwood russian creams not these dusty ass joints”

me: "bluddy, relax, these were on sale"

by moshpitterr May 20, 2023

bladder contraction

This is a cold weather problem. Everything contracts when it gets cold, including the bladder.

Ever notice that the urge to take a piss dramatically increases when you step out into the cold?

Yeah, I better take a piss before I go leave, it's cold as hell outside, I don't want to have bladder contraction issues.

by Charles_U_Farley March 12, 2011

bludgeon

To beat with a club or other blunt object

She wouldn't suck my dick so i bludgeoned her wiht my cock.

by MEEEE July 28, 2003

blud rafoo

A quality beverage shared between three and four people. get a saucepan and fill with the a bottle of the crappiest vodka, crappiest whisky and finest brandy (each 70cl) and one bottle of crappiest strawberry flavoured soda crap (2 litres) and mix. Pour into pint glasses and enjoy with loud music and mayhem. two pints of this shit will fuck you up majorly. when drinking shout "blud rafoo" at regular intervals. Comes from the south african phrase "blud rivier" which means "blood river" which unfortunately refers to some massacre sometime which made a river go red with all the blood. but who cares cos you wont remember this after a pint.

Avalanche: THIS IS SOME GOOD BLUD RAFOO!! JIMBO GOT THE MIX PERFECT THIS TIME!!!

Jimbo: BLUUUUUD RAAAAFOOOOOOO! LETS GO PICK A FIGHT!!

by Drinker December 3, 2004