Blubber-cunt

A fat asian lady that profusely fingers herself in a bathtub full of mayonnaise

Bethany: Guys where’s Andie?
Rebecca: She’s being a fucking blubber-cunt upstairs

by UrbanDickGroup November 08, 2024

chicken blubber

People fat.

Lucy: I have so much chicken blubber
Michael: no you don't! Stop being mean to yourself.

by Crackerz2004 March 20, 2017

blubber shudders

when the belly hangs down over the genitals.

Did you see the blubber shudders on that fat chick?

by dankgoat January 06, 2018

Duck blubber plug

The build up of sperm from one's penile connal, gets it's distinctive taste and odorous smell from build up of dick sweat and other genital liquids after roughly 2 months build up, ingesters of the blubber have been know to feel a medium buzz that may last up to 4 hours.

He sucked all of that duck blubber plug out of old mate, he's Gunna peaking.

by Pipchingong May 22, 2021

Whale Blubber

A term to use when you have a lFrench roomate who doesn't understand much, and you really like to mess with

I'm as beatiful as a whale blubber!

by StupidFrenchDude October 18, 2018

Blubber Rubber

When someone picks the fat person to be their romantic partner over literally anyone else for better or worse.

Austin: Ugh, my sister is always bringing the chunkiest guy she can find back home for sex.
Jakob: So...your sister is a Blubber Rubber?
Austin: Yeah...

by WumboManDLX January 31, 2024

blubber points

When you spend multiple frigid winters in Canada, you earn your blubber points, which you trade for adaptation to a cold climate.

I spent three years in canada, I definitely earned some blubber points.

by canadianwinters December 28, 2014