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Blubber Nugget

A person weighing over 600lbs, who is usually very lazy and only every plays video games/eats while sitting on their bed all day due to their inability to move. This refers to the Fortnite Gamer from “‘I’ll Just Eat Until I’m Dead, Probably.’ | My 3000-lb Family”
“Damn bitch you fat as hell you built like a whole ass Blubber Nugget.”
by gd935 January 18, 2022
mugGet the Blubber Nuggetmug.

Blubber Blades

when a woman has too much fat in her shoulder blade area and the back area just beneath. Especially noticable when a woman has turned her torso.
Colette's rack is smokin' but whoa! go behind her and check out those blubber blades.
by CatchAll January 16, 2009
mugGet the Blubber Bladesmug.

Blubber

Makeup contains whale blubber. Lizzo wears too much makeup. Coincidence, I think not
by LizzoBlubber February 10, 2020
mugGet the Blubbermug.

No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!
A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
mugGet the No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭mug.

Blubber Rubber

When someone picks the fat person to be their romantic partner over literally anyone else for better or worse.
Austin: Ugh, my sister is always bringing the chunkiest guy she can find back home for sex.
Jakob: So...your sister is a Blubber Rubber?
Austin: Yeah...
by WumboManDLX January 30, 2024
mugGet the Blubber Rubbermug.

Blubberful

Adjective; What someone is when they are wrongfully telling you that you made up a word.
I didn't make up "blubberful"! You're blubberful!
by FakeDogs April 3, 2024
mugGet the Blubberfulmug.

Blubber Shot

when you take a shot of alcohol between the fat rolls of an overweight womens body.
Max takes Blubber Shots off of marygraces fatty stomach
by NEWPALTZ1234 October 13, 2010
mugGet the Blubber Shotmug.

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