HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!
A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
mugGet the No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭mug.

Blubber

One of the many slurs used to opress the blue people, it is the hard r version of blubba
Go back to picking blue cotton you blubber -👴🏻
by Yoetaro October 10, 2022
mugGet the Blubbermug.

Blubber Nugget

A person weighing over 600lbs, who is usually very lazy and only every plays video games/eats while sitting on their bed all day due to their inability to move. This refers to the Fortnite Gamer from “‘I’ll Just Eat Until I’m Dead, Probably.’ | My 3000-lb Family”
“Damn bitch you fat as hell you built like a whole ass Blubber Nugget.”
by gd935 January 18, 2022
mugGet the Blubber Nuggetmug.

blubber points

When you spend multiple frigid winters in Canada, you earn your blubber points, which you trade for adaptation to a cold climate.
I spent three years in canada, I definitely earned some blubber points.
by canadianwinters December 28, 2014
mugGet the blubber pointsmug.

Duck blubber plug

The build up of sperm from one's penile connal, gets it's distinctive taste and odorous smell from build up of dick sweat and other genital liquids after roughly 2 months build up, ingesters of the blubber have been know to feel a medium buzz that may last up to 4 hours.
He sucked all of that duck blubber plug out of old mate, he's Gunna peaking.
by Pipchingong May 22, 2021
mugGet the Duck blubber plugmug.

bumpin' blubber

When two or more overweight or obese individuals engage in sexual intercourse
Sherryl, Bobby, and Betty Sue were holed up in their doublewide all night chuggin' Nattys and bumpin' blubber!
by geirlodnir March 9, 2019
mugGet the bumpin' blubbermug.

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