Noun: blitz-wank - a wank that should never exceed more than roughly one minute. Any longer than that and it can no longer be classed as a B.W.
Verb: to blitz-wank - the act of furiously masturbating so as to achieve and orgasm in a very particular time constraint.
For the gentleman who just needs to get something out of his system in a record breaking time.
Verb: to blitz-wank - the act of furiously masturbating so as to achieve and orgasm in a very particular time constraint.
For the gentleman who just needs to get something out of his system in a record breaking time.
A day at the office-
Bob: Fml, this work is really getting me down. No wonder the statistics of office suicides are so high lately.
Pete: Just go into the supplies cupboard and rub out a BW my friend.
Bob: BW?
Pete: Blitz-wank! It's where you choke the life out of your chicken until it sqwarks in around a minute.
*after a brief blitz-wanking session bob returns to his desk and completes all of his assignments to an exceptional standard*
Bob: Remember kids, if it weren't for BWs, I wouldn't be where I am today.
Bob: Fml, this work is really getting me down. No wonder the statistics of office suicides are so high lately.
Pete: Just go into the supplies cupboard and rub out a BW my friend.
Bob: BW?
Pete: Blitz-wank! It's where you choke the life out of your chicken until it sqwarks in around a minute.
*after a brief blitz-wanking session bob returns to his desk and completes all of his assignments to an exceptional standard*
Bob: Remember kids, if it weren't for BWs, I wouldn't be where I am today.
by Russian Roller November 28, 2010
Get the Blitz-Wankmug. The act of a buyers BLITZING the stores, websites, and brokerage firms of any and all SPNG products/shares leaving nothing but unholy death and destruction in the wake of all that stand opposed to a fair market value.
people are going to be SPONGE BLITZING petco, hsn, and petshampoo4catsanddogs leaving the likes of Slugmoney completely stupified by his ill-fated jack-ass-ery that will ultimatley lead to confinement in a psychward crouched in a corner mumbling the words SPONGE-BLITZ for the rest of his days
by crapp0ld April 3, 2009
Get the Sponge Blitzmug. Noun. The act of overwhelming an individual via email with a picture of David Hasselhoff. One of the first such blitzes included the very famous psychedlic Speedo shot, wherein the viewer was left speechless and subsequently declared that they felt "blitzed by the Hoff". See also Hasselhoffing.
by May O'Mahoney December 9, 2008
Get the Hoff blitzmug. After in sight of the vehicle one can yell shotty no blitz, however if they do not say "no blitz" at the end of the sentence any other person around can say blitz and the front seat automatically becomes theirs.
boy1. HEY i got shotty
boy2. BLITZ, you didnt call no blitz
boy1. so i still called shotty
boy3. nah man u didnt call no blitz
boy1. oo shit
boy2. you dumbfuck should have said shotty no blitz
boy2. BLITZ, you didnt call no blitz
boy1. so i still called shotty
boy3. nah man u didnt call no blitz
boy1. oo shit
boy2. you dumbfuck should have said shotty no blitz
by Brandon Earnhardt July 30, 2008
Get the shotty no blitzmug. by Deadpool36501 December 3, 2016
Get the Ballroom blitzmug. by 1337w33d October 25, 2009
Get the blitzed as polandmug. The tendency of the game Blitz 2001 for Nintendo 64 to force ridiculous fumbles and interceptions to keep a game close.
by Q-squiggly November 12, 2010
Get the blitz karmamug.