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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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blew my uni'

abbreviation for "blew my universe"

in relation to: tossed my 'verse aka "tossed my universe"
that totz blew my uni' and tossed my 'verse
by Choodles135 August 19, 2007
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blew blew

blew blew adj: a big ass babyfaced left tackle lookin motherfucker.
Shut yo mouf blew blew boyyyyyy. Ohhhhooohhhhhh!!!!!
by Chome Norris July 9, 2018
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You blew it

A statement you say to the Houston Astros when they lose Game 6 of the 2021 World Series.
by iHangMyself! November 26, 2021
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blew a cornhole

1) caused by a lack of understanding of Chemistry
2) a state of extreme anger to the extent where words can not convey one's emotions
During their long winded debate over whether hydrogen is a chemical element, the muffin man blew a cornhole.

While working on his chemistry homework, Vladimir became so angry that he blew a cornhole.
by Clicker # 6 May 7, 2011
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Blew a goo

The act of killing someone or something with a lot of explosives
Bro, did you see how that guy blew a goo on the news today?
by what th January 24, 2022
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Cordon Blew

An unexpectedly poor ejaculatory experience, whereby a man, in the throes of climax, expects to shoot a sailors rope, but instead the ejaculate simply oozes out the side, like the cheese in the interior of a freshly prepared chicken cordon bleu
Wumps: How was your wank?
Patrick Jr.: Not good chief, I cordon blew...
by Patrick B. Junior August 21, 2021
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