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2) a state of extreme anger to the extent where words can not convey one's emotions
During their long winded debate over whether hydrogen is a chemical element, the muffin man blew a cornhole.
While working on his chemistry homework, Vladimir became so angry that he blew a cornhole.
While working on his chemistry homework, Vladimir became so angry that he blew a cornhole.
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