A sexual maneuver that when performed correctly can side step the social awkwardness that may ensue a random blowjob, when found in the female’s environment and near climax withdraw and ejaculate into her eyes, while she rubs at her eyes in order to see, use this moment to make for the door, be sure to turn on the light and let out a CHEEEESEEE ITS! For entertainment value. When she is able to see in 5-10 minutes (sight loss is rarely permanent) she will be in alone and disoriented but not expecting a phone call. This was found on cave writings of the Incas but the original name was lost in translation, David Blaine was the first in successfully performing this lost art form in modern times.
Synonyms: DB-ing
Antonyms: Cuddling
Synonyms: DB-ing
Antonyms: Cuddling
Buddy One: So how did you leave it with Kim last night? I heard she is clingy.
Buddy Two: No we're cool she gave me a blowjob and I David Blained it out of there before her romates came back.
Buddy Two: No we're cool she gave me a blowjob and I David Blained it out of there before her romates came back.
by Blaine Hero December 18, 2007
Get the David Blaine mug.A derogatory term for someone who over-conceptualizes. Who uses intellectualism and mental gymnastics to rationalize the irrational; to justify bad ideas or discredit common sense.
People who put their principles over being practical. Especially when their principles are at odds with the real world. Especially when they spout off their "rationalizations" to others.
People who put their principles over being practical. Especially when their principles are at odds with the real world. Especially when they spout off their "rationalizations" to others.
We uncultured knuckledraggers just can't get our heads around the ideas that gender is fluid and race is a construct. You have to be big brained to understand that stuff.
Common sense is for common people. If you're big brained enough 1+1 can equal 11, and you should consider it your duty to explain to all the commoners how it does not equal 2.
Common sense is for common people. If you're big brained enough 1+1 can equal 11, and you should consider it your duty to explain to all the commoners how it does not equal 2.
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by Woods Is Shitty April 7, 2005
Get the blawned mug.one who is completely retarded but somehow still thinks they are intelligent. Also may tend to blink a lot.
by Tron55 January 3, 2008
Get the skittle brained mug.An awesome skater kid that rocks the plaid. A blaine gives big amazing hugs and can talk about anything. He smells good all the time and flims amazing stuff. A blaine dreams of going to a special high school far away but really in the end he will know that Erie is the best school ever. A blaine is always really chill and he doesnt give a shit about Chinese clas. A Blanie is the coolest kid in the graduating class of 2015 and snowboards like a beast.
by ktronafer October 23, 2011
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"of limited intelligence who can't keep his mind on the task at hand" (adjective refering to a person)
Reference implies a person who has the mental capacity of a monkey or ape and can think only of eating bananas, instead of anything else.
"very dumb" (adjective refering to an idea)
Implies an idea thought up by a monkey or ape.
New: United States Army Specicial Forces term coined sometime after the 2001-2002 war in Afghanistan, meaning specifically "shot to the head" (verb), "a really, really dead _______" {(adjective) usually describing a corpse minus the head}, or "Just got killed in a very bad way" (statement). Statement form generally used in the same context as headshot.
Originated from a very dark humor joke:
Joke teller - "What's the last thing that goes through a terrorit's mind?"
Recipient - "I don't know, what?"
Teller - (At this point the teller holds up a 50 caliber bullet that has been deformed after firing and impact) "I don't know either, but it looks like a banana!"
"of limited intelligence who can't keep his mind on the task at hand" (adjective refering to a person)
Reference implies a person who has the mental capacity of a monkey or ape and can think only of eating bananas, instead of anything else.
"very dumb" (adjective refering to an idea)
Implies an idea thought up by a monkey or ape.
New: United States Army Specicial Forces term coined sometime after the 2001-2002 war in Afghanistan, meaning specifically "shot to the head" (verb), "a really, really dead _______" {(adjective) usually describing a corpse minus the head}, or "Just got killed in a very bad way" (statement). Statement form generally used in the same context as headshot.
Originated from a very dark humor joke:
Joke teller - "What's the last thing that goes through a terrorit's mind?"
Recipient - "I don't know, what?"
Teller - (At this point the teller holds up a 50 caliber bullet that has been deformed after firing and impact) "I don't know either, but it looks like a banana!"
Original:
Adjective refering to a person -
After the car accident, the first words out of my mouth were "You banana brained moron! Were you even wacting the road!"
Adjectiver refering to an idea-
"Most of the class will be passing, except for young Mr. Smith here. His banana brained political thesis "Toking Presidents = World Peace" has rewarded him the pleasure of being my student next year as well as this."
New:
Verb -
"Damn, Johnson's hit!"
"He gonna make it?"
"No, banana brained."
Adjective -
"I told you he's a crack shot. Look at this poor banana brained fool."
Statement -
"Shot's away. Let's give it two seconds flight time and...ouch. Banana brained."
Adjective refering to a person -
After the car accident, the first words out of my mouth were "You banana brained moron! Were you even wacting the road!"
Adjectiver refering to an idea-
"Most of the class will be passing, except for young Mr. Smith here. His banana brained political thesis "Toking Presidents = World Peace" has rewarded him the pleasure of being my student next year as well as this."
New:
Verb -
"Damn, Johnson's hit!"
"He gonna make it?"
"No, banana brained."
Adjective -
"I told you he's a crack shot. Look at this poor banana brained fool."
Statement -
"Shot's away. Let's give it two seconds flight time and...ouch. Banana brained."
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