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Bartholojew

I wonder how you even found this but basically it’s that faggot ass Bartholomew but more faggot cuz he a Jew
Bartholojew: I’m more faggot than you

Bartholomew: No im more faggot

Me: Both of you are fucking cancerous go get a life

Fuck Kikes
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER October 17, 2019
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Bertha Slap

The act of a larger women slapping your dick with her tits
damn dude i heard you got bertha slapped yesterday
by Yeahhhh Biiiidddddd November 21, 2010
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beethoven

by ske March 2, 2005
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Beethoven

One of the best classical composers who lived on Earth. He did most of his best work, while he was deaf, which is fantastic. The best One in my opinion is Fur Elise.

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The story of the Fur Elise, is that Beethoven was about 70 years old, and he loved a girl about 17 years old. So he composed that song especially for her. Her name is Elise.

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This is tottally untrue. Beethoven died when he was 57, so he never was 70. The girl wasn't called Elise either. There was some dispute as to who she was, but there was no Elise. One theory is that 'Elise' is a slang word used to discribe pretty girls in Vienna. Another is that Beethoven actually wrote 'Therese' on the Manuscript and has very bad handwriting. There was never any Elise.
by Guilietta Guiciardi January 20, 2006
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bertholimule

33 Grown ass niggas who live with there moms and masturebate to anime and live rent free.
My grandma's name is Bertholimule.
So is your Bitch.
by Mr.Dingo¯\_(ツ)_/¯ November 4, 2020
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Beethoven Blow Job

the act of oral sex while simultaneously massaging the shaft and scrotum or the male genitalia in a piano like action
Tron: Dude jenny played symphony #9 on my cock last night.
Bovice: what ya mean bro?
Tron: toats ma goats, she gave me the best beethoven blow job last night ever
she played my dick like a piano bro
by H-nasty 11 August 1, 2010
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Chunky shrashel belthey

Chunky, shrashel and belthey are the bestest friends you will ever see. Even though shrashel and belthey tend to make fun of chunky a lot, thems just jokes. They will always approve of chunkys chunkiness. They might not always get along but they will all still be besties for the resties. They all love to pull pranks on many people such as Joshie and Stylus. They tend to stay up late at night making took ticks and FaceTiming to make the loss meme with their hands. Isn't that so #lit?!?! They also love talking to other close companions such as Madyn da unicornabd Mj the squirrel!! MJ is a close friend but she will never be as close with them because she has to babysit 5 little monkeys. They always have quite the blast writing story tims and fanfics. They will be besties for forever and always and no one can get in their way or break their bond. Because they're hawt.
Omgeezers chunky shrashel belthey are squad goals!1!1!1!
by Harmonysourcake November 28, 2018
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