English Definition
This could be anything from an old shity bus that drives terribly to a bus or car or plane or anyother transport that doesn't arrive in time. IF your car breakes down or the bus is delayed for 30 min. + it automaticaly becomes a Shwulzeug - meanning Gay Apparatus. Small city cars driven by big strong men also are defined as Shwulzeug, Willy Benz vehicles.
German Definition
Die Art Transportmittel, die zwischen den Stationen sich zu langsam bewegt und zu viel Zeit verliert und deshalb immer zu spaet kommt. Die Fahrt in solch eine Maschine ist sehr unagenehm. Fast alle transportmaschienen koennen Schwulzeuge sein - von Autos bis zur Flugzeuge und Kreuzschiffe.
This could be anything from an old shity bus that drives terribly to a bus or car or plane or anyother transport that doesn't arrive in time. IF your car breakes down or the bus is delayed for 30 min. + it automaticaly becomes a Shwulzeug - meanning Gay Apparatus. Small city cars driven by big strong men also are defined as Shwulzeug, Willy Benz vehicles.
German Definition
Die Art Transportmittel, die zwischen den Stationen sich zu langsam bewegt und zu viel Zeit verliert und deshalb immer zu spaet kommt. Die Fahrt in solch eine Maschine ist sehr unagenehm. Fast alle transportmaschienen koennen Schwulzeuge sein - von Autos bis zur Flugzeuge und Kreuzschiffe.
English Example 1:
-My dad bought an old Folkswagen that bearly moves, It's
a real Shwulzeug , Willy-Benz
English Example 2:
Dude 1-Dude, did you see that big hairy man with the Peugeot 206 that just drove by.
Dude 2-LOL! That's a Willy Benz with a fairy driver.
German Example 1:
Der alte VW meines Vaters leuft kaum noch. So ein Schwulzeug hab ich noch nie gesehn!
German Example 2:
Mein Gott! Guck mal dort! Das Auto, das der grosse haarige Mann fehrt! Ist das ein Audi?
Nein man, das ist ein Schwulzeug!
-My dad bought an old Folkswagen that bearly moves, It's
a real Shwulzeug , Willy-Benz
English Example 2:
Dude 1-Dude, did you see that big hairy man with the Peugeot 206 that just drove by.
Dude 2-LOL! That's a Willy Benz with a fairy driver.
German Example 1:
Der alte VW meines Vaters leuft kaum noch. So ein Schwulzeug hab ich noch nie gesehn!
German Example 2:
Mein Gott! Guck mal dort! Das Auto, das der grosse haarige Mann fehrt! Ist das ein Audi?
Nein man, das ist ein Schwulzeug!
by Viko and Tony August 24, 2008
A word commonly used by members of the Douchebag community, means going for a ride in a Mercedes-Benz vehicle. This community has come across some money in a short period of time, to move out of the urban ghettos and afford expensive cars, only to defile these beautiful cars by standing next to them in pictures on social media.
by idontlikeyou1 January 28, 2019
The rich person's Camry. One of Mercedes' most popular models in the US, the E-class is one of the best selling European cars on the market. Everyone from doctors to lawyers has one, and it isn't uncommon to see at least fifteen or twenty in the parking lot of an upscale mall or restaurant. More often than not, they're leased by men having a midlife crisis, and accompany a Lexus RX in the garage. Bonus points if said E-class is parked in the middle of a mall around November/December with a big red bow on the roof.
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