Eggs Benedict Tits

A nice pair of tits seen at breakfast time. The term was popularized in Joe Walsh's 1983 song "I.L.B.T.'s (I Love Big Tits)."

I like tits for breakfast... eggs Benedict tits!

by beekthafreek April 22, 2015

Pope Benedict XVI

Ultimate Sith Lord.
Darth Benedict or Emperor Palpatine in disguise
rose to power after throwing Darth john paul down a mine shaft.

Pope Benedict XVI is just a cover
''fools,everything is happening ,just as I planned''.(manic laugh)

by Spock! June 3, 2006

Benedict cucumber thighs

A name for a worker who recommends your new favourite alcoholic beverage

Omfg I want to fuck that Benedict Cucumber thighs

by ChunderThunderandWonderthighs July 17, 2016

Eggs Benedict

An Actor popular for his roles in TV shows and films, like Sherlock and Dr. Strange

Bob: "Man, Dr. Strange was such a great movie!"
Jamal: "Idk Eggs Benedict is sort of odd imo"

by Radical Something May 16, 2018

Benedict Arnold Bath

When you promise your load to a willing little whore, then go back on your word, lay on your back, throw your legs behind your head, and bust on your own face. You commit treason on yourself.

Nancy sure was surprised when instead of giving her a facial as usual, I rolled over and gave myself a Benedict Arnold Bath.

by Brooks III December 25, 2007

eggs benedict

proclaimed when something crazy and exciting is happening, or just has happened

GUY 1: wow, i just shot my sister in the foot
GUY 2: EGGS BENEDICT!!!!

by Easby R December 19, 2008

Hot Tub Benedict

When you're getting freaky in a hot tub and your cum poaches perfectly in the hot water. After, your partner eats the delicacy that's been created.

"Booked a hotel room last night, you know I've been craving a good hot tub benedict."

"My boyfriend made me the best hot tub benedict! Nice and softly poached."

by MilkInMyCocoPuffs May 12, 2020