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Belmont Milds

A popular Canadian brand of cigarettes. Manufacturing of Belmont Milds is scheduled for termination by 30 April 2007, at the latest, due to new Canadian federal tobacco regulations concerning the use of the terms "mild" and "light" on tobacco packaging. Since Belmont Milds are one of the highest-quality cigarettes currently manufactured in Canada, their discontinuation is yet another example of the anti-smoking Nazis in Ottawa failing to address REAL public concerns, instead conceding to the will of uptight, over-the-hill baby boomers who want to make sure the air still smells nice long after their olfactory organs have ceased to function.
"Did you hear, Belmont Milds are being discontinued."

"Yeah, maybe if we set fire to some baby boomers in the streets the government will change its mind."
by nadnosnibor December 11, 2008
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Belmont, MA

Belmont, Massachusetts. A quaint small town on the outskirts of Boston. There are many small businesses which provide for a visitor's every need, and the personalities who run them- From the sociable owners of Belmont Pizza to the Asian owners of Belmont Variety- are a joy for any visitor to acquaint themselves with.

The school system is among the best in the state. Its computing system of choice is Microsoft Windows (far superior to the Macintosh "computers" used by Lexington). Nearly every classroom possesses a Smartboard (A sort of digital blackboard) which greatly increases teachers' options during lessons.

Do you desire something less legal, perhaps? Belmont is known to be among the easiest places in Massachusetts to procure the herb known as marijuana, especially if you don't want to deal with any dirty brown people. Many upstanding white gentlemen are known to procure the Marijuana plant for sale. As an aside: There is a reason one of Belmont's institutions of learning is called a 'High' School.

The police force in this town is also among the most helpful and kind in the state. The police in Belmont do not harass any white person for being intoxicated.

However, overall, Belmont is clearly the number 1 choice for anyone hoping to start a family, or simply to visit.
Belmont, MA is a fine place to raise a family!

Belmont, MA is a far better place to live than Lexington, MA.
by Nick Trano April 12, 2011
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Belmont Senior Secondary

The roughest school this side of the tracks.
"Dude this place is more ghetto then Belmont Senior Secondary "
by bostoncream December 1, 2009
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belongs to the ages

This person is dead.
“Now he belongs to the ages.” — were the words of United States Secretary of War Edwin M. Stanton, who was near President Abraham Lincoln’s deathbed on April 15, 1865.
by Scottyallen July 24, 2018
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Mr Belton

A species with a very, very, VERY long neck.
Person 2: ‘Hey yo that guys neck looks like it’s 500 feet’
Person 1: ‘Yeah bro, must me a Mr Belton’
by Long Neck Masterr April 28, 2020
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All your base are belong to us

This is a game cheat code for Empire Earth that will give you 100,000 of all resources when entered during gameplay.
If you enter All your base are belong to us while playing Empire Earth you will recieve 100,000 of all resources.
by Mojo Maniac August 21, 2008
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Bedonggle

(v.) to decorate your penis with jewels, thus bedazzling your dong.
I wasn't impressed until he pulled down his pants and showed me his bedonggle.
by NadinaT January 28, 2010
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