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because god hates noobs

The answer to a question you don't know the answer to. Trust me it works.
Cisco Teacher: David, can you please explain why you should send out an ARP request every time you renew your IP address on a class C network?

Me: ...because god hates noobs!

Cisco Teacher: 10 points on your next test as a bonus!

*we start making out(shes a chick btw, and super fine)*
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becauseimjay

A totally awesome graphic designer who makes sweet kicks and tees and makes typeface jokes. His name is Jay, he's really cute and nice sometimes :3
person 1: have you seen becauseimjay's new kicks he posted?
person 2: yeah..he's hella talented!
by admirer yo :) April 24, 2010
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becauseven

because seven
Muzzi: becauseven
Leo: that isn't a word
Muzzi: yes it is
by ppnig123 August 21, 2020
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It's because of the superdelegates!

This phrase can be used when in anger and/or disappointment or not achieving or receiving something that you deserved. It can also be used to shift blame onto any other entity for a problem. This is in reference to Bernie Sanders likely being cheated out of the Democratic Primary by Hillary Clinton largely because of illegal action in the Democratic National Committee and super delegates.
Joe: I didn't get a hit in Little League! It's because of the superdelegates.
DeVante: Gas Prices are up a dollar! It's because of the superdelegates!
Morris: I have Gonohreea! It's because of the superdelegates!
Chad Palomino: You can't spell gonorrhea! It's because of the superdelegates!
by buster bobtownn May 21, 2016
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"apple is better because its apple" is often said by people who refuse to give any other phone brand a chance because its not apple. Sometimes this is false as with Samsung phones which have better UI and more customization options for a cheaper price. The myth that androids have bad cameras stems from the fact that android system UI is easier to make so the crappy no name phone brands use it and have bad cameras. so this is a false myth.
Chad: APPLE IS BETTER BECAUSE ITS APPLE!
Cameron:But it's not for several reasons.
Chad: IF YOU'RE POOR JUST SAY THAT!
by Leviathanboi14 June 11, 2021
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The word means the word

The word began in 1988 when people wanted a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 1992, the word was accepted as "This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word". By 1993, the word was one of the most widely used words referring to a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 2001, the word was used 2 times by world leaders and in 2009 the word was lost.

But...

In 2023 the word resurfaced and is now a genuine word.
Eg. This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word
by Dymphywthym May 8, 2023
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Because I bought the bracelet

When you buy a generic bracelet made of some rubber-like material that comes in different colors. These usually have words on them like "US ARMY" or "HOPE".
I can laugh at autism, because I bought the bracelet.
by Amounonys June 28, 2010
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