BEATIS

A way of life.. a fast, funny, easy and discreet way to say the phrase “beat your meat,” or “beat my meat.” Which is another term for “jacking off,” aka masturbation. Also used with MEATIS. BEATIS MEATIS. Originated in the Bay Area California.

“Bruh.. my girl wasn’t tryna give me none.. so guess what I did? BEATIS!”

“Yeah I hit those last night.”

“Nigga you lyin’ You know damn well you ain’t hit shit. Yo dry ass pumped that lotion and BEATIS MEATIS.”

“Teanna Trump dropped a new video? Oh you know what time it is.. BEATIS time.”

by Trav La Flare March 18, 2019

Beanism

The monotheistic religion where they believe in the god Gè ân dé and on Friday through Sunday they do the religious act of Klatting bending her over in the bed and then flipping her around so she is facing you, then with their pinky fingers spreading the vagina open, then sticking their bald bean head into her vagina

I practice beanism, but I’m not very very religious and I only Klat on Friday

by BigBoyCeno June 5, 2019

Cute Bearish

A voice that is loud and deep but cute at the same time.

Dimitri's voice is such a cute bearish voice :)

by caddac September 24, 2010

Turtle Beaking

The act of someone shoving their nose into someone else's foreskin. Usually occurring after ejaculation of the sperm.

Person 1: I heard that Sally and Kyle preformed the act and process of Turtle Beaking.

Person 2: Really? Why that is a rather strange way to express each others devotion towards one another.

by Korgath the Barbarian November 29, 2010

Beaking

When a male with a nose of rather large proportions inserts it into an orifice, such as, and not limited to; an anus, vagina, mouth, ect. Generally it's pulled in and out much like the penis during intercourse.

Arthur told me he was beaking Angie last month at Wal-Mart, but he got too shy and ran off in the middle of it.

by Eroticus Maximus January 27, 2010

beatis

A beatis is like a clod or fool, with specific regards to one who is

You beatis!

by madmerv June 16, 2004

beakin

Dangerous. Getting highly intoxicated from large doses of drugs or alcohol in a small amount of time causing a person to pass out or become out of it or very ill. Usually taken place at parties or teenage get togathers.

Sam- Bro. Do you remember last night? We were beakin so hard. i passed out and i have no idea what happend.
Adam- i know man! Its sad for my brain cells!

Tom- We beakin tonight bro?
Dan- Hell naw. You tryin to die?

by Fogol Manogolllll! June 16, 2009