dish soap-bation

The act of pouring dish soap into a zip-lock bag, then a male will pull out his penis and fuck the soap (Chafing may occur).

That kid just went to the bathroom and got himself some dish soap-bation

by Langtsonator November 21, 2010

baloon knot

An asshole... a tied baloon looks like the human asshole.

My woman has a tight brown baloon knot.

by d0c March 17, 2008

Vidal Baboon

An early morning hair style that looks as though a baboon styled your hair while you were asleep.

Wow! It looks like Vidal Baboon visited you in the night.

by WaterNymph March 21, 2009

French Baton Twirler

When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent

My girlfriend has an attraction to French accents, so last night I gave her a French Baton Twirler

by BassSpike October 15, 2011

baboonaphile

A person who enjoys having intimate relations with hairy individuals that liken themselves to baboons.

Kiko has been a baboonaphile for as long as she can remember, she just cant get enough of that king kong.

by Your Favorite Asian April 24, 2006

bafoon

Fool, idiot, one who pretents to know something but does not.

Larry the bafoon claims to have fixed something that he knows absolutely nothing about. He bafooned it.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Jizz Baboon

A gay man with no scruples about who he anally penetrates

"That gay guy over there loves any cock"

"Yep he's a complete Jizz Baboon"

by bagoshago October 25, 2008