A tried and true weathered deck hand.
No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.
Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail
2, a first class sail puller
3, energetic as they cum
Weaknesses include:
1, weak and usually bruised wrists
No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.
Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail
2, a first class sail puller
3, energetic as they cum
Weaknesses include:
1, weak and usually bruised wrists
by ⚔☠⚔™ ayepirate.com September 03, 2014
Kevin and Marcos were nerd-bateing all through lunch about how to pronounce "klingon" from star trek.
by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008
Pulling the padge fiercly at the gig
by Squirtgirl_69 September 04, 2023
An advanced form of Genlo only acquired by 10 years of Genlo-ism. Tends to enjoy late night walks on the beach and being called Master Bates by his "little people" in his basement.
"No Masta Bates. I need to feed my family."
OR
"Genlo Bates, you are under arrest for 28 counts of child molestation."
OR
"Genlo Bates, you are under arrest for 28 counts of child molestation."
by Genlo's Ride April 14, 2009
When your boyfriends mother is so controlling she terrorizes his girlfriends until they give up and leave him.
‘She’s Norma-Bating me to get me to break up with him.’
Her belittling and meddling are classic examples of Norma-Bating a potential future daughter-in-law.
Her belittling and meddling are classic examples of Norma-Bating a potential future daughter-in-law.
by GambitSGH July 31, 2018
by V3NOM2226 January 09, 2021
when you get so excited sexually about the thought of FIFA or any aspect of this game that you masturbate over it.
i was fifa-bating over my goal last night
by fifa-king1 May 30, 2011