telenovela banished

Where all ties are dramatically, definitively and even threateningly cut, leaving the receiving party not only with no hope of reversal or reconciliation, but causing them to question their most basic beliefs about the closeness of the former relationship and their own sense of reality within it.

Often neatly reconciled by audacious deus ex machina.

M: "Hey, is it cool if we talk when you get back from Mexico?"
L: "I guess so...after all, I haven’t telenovela banished you yet"

by channel_panel November 27, 2019

Dirty Banishing

A man giving himself golden showers while hiding in the neighbor's bushes

No, that's not a sprinkler. He's dirty banishing himself

by Bazillus November 22, 2022

Barist-bro

A male who works in a coffee shop. Male equivalent of Barista. They often seem to overcompensate by being overly friendly and acting like they are a personal friend of yours by referring to you as "dude" or "bro."

I went to the coffee shop to try to hit on that hot barista, but there was some barist-bro working instead! I just got cock-blocked by Starbucks!

by ZoSAndrew January 27, 2011

Banised

When you are fucked in the ass and have cum leaking from your asshole.

I'm afriad to fart cause I totally got banised last night!

by Jrussell February 12, 2009

Bais boy

A fake. Someone who pretends to be someone that he isn't. He will say anything and everything to achieve his goals.
However, bais boys are devilishly handsome, and amazing in bed. They have an affinity to danger, and enjoy lighting things on fire. They also tend to drink a lot, yet they are fabulous drunks. Like literally the f&ckin best. Parties with a bais boy are ones you never remember, but can never forget.

"I told my parents im going to the library. Lets get wasted!"
"Dude, your such a bais boy."

"Hi i'm from Senters."
"Nope. Your a bais boy."

by hairluver March 15, 2014

Badis

Someone who doesn't care or care but doesn't show it.
He is too cold in serious situations.
He focuses with little details.
he is always the one with the best solution

Badis is a good boy.
I wish I was like Badis.

by therealbadis69 March 17, 2019

ninja barista

An espresso machine operator with not only exceptional skill in producing the finest espresso shots and espresso-based drinks, but also with extreme dexterity, zen-like demeanor and lightning quick speed behind the bar. Generally is quiet and modest, but can deliver a killer shot of espresso.

Compare and contrast with the rockstar barista.

Before I even put down my two dollars, that ninja barista had a killer doubleshot of espresso in front of me.

by Jimmy Oneschuk July 25, 2008