barred

dmv lingo when you agree with something

mike: that party was yeaa
jay: barred

by dmvvvjoint April 15, 2022

Linsey Bared

loser but fun, notttttt white, loud, ultra talented

linsey bared is a bad bitch!!!!!!

by @CWD4ever April 6, 2019

roseanne barred

when you try to get birth control at 13 but your parents won't let you.

no, you can't get birth control, you've been roseanne barred from that.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019

Barked

Having tree bark thrown at you with much force.

Dude, I was in the woods last night when all the sudden, a grizzly came up and barked me!!

by MmmYeahhhh March 20, 2010

barred

Pornographic material.

Dude mans... I LOVE barred VCR.

Man, fucking Steve still has barred VCR tape.

Dude, where did you get that barred?

by Steve the Mad Man January 2, 2006

Barred

Pornography of any kind... movies/mags/pics/ext.

-"what you doing when you get home"
-"watching Barred"

by Dan November 9, 2004

Barbed wire kangaroo

When you roofie someone, cut open their stomach and put kittens inside. Then, sew the stomach back up. Punch the person in the stomach, causing the kittens to claw their way out, bursting through the seams. The claws will feel like barbed wire and the person will look like a kangaroo with babies in their pouch.

She said she was a freak, but she wasn’t ready for that Barbed Wire Kangaroo!

by ProbablyAjax March 12, 2021