bapster

Delighted, pleased, or glad, as over a particular thing: (to be bapster to see a person).
- Characterized by or indicative of pleasure, contentment, or joy: (a bapster mood; a bapster frame of mind).
- Obsessed by or quick to use the item indicated (usually used in combination): (a trigger-bapster gangster. Everybody is gadget-bapster these days).

The boy was 'bapster' when he realised that there were two pieces of pizza left.

by ManxMarko June 26, 2007

Baptidome

Insanely large church. If it's not bigger than the mall, it doesn't fully glorify Jeebus.

On Sunday in Houston, the show will be at the Baptidome.

by dougules February 24, 2008

Tijuana Baptism

When a guy gets his junk vomited on whilst receiving a blow job.

Chris: "Hey, remember that drunk chick at the bar the other day?"

Marc: "You mean the one with no teeth?"

Chris: "Yeah. She gave me a blowy in my car and threw up all over my wee-wee."

Marc: "That's awesome, you've gotten your first Tijuana Baptism!"

by Kilroy Roboto July 25, 2009

Dogs In A Bathtub

From the Greek Term: Dogamus Bathamus

When a guy sticks his balls in a girls ass.

They are as hard to keep in there as dogs in a bathtub

by Lisa K April 16, 2004

bathtub jesus

Decorative lawn ornament, popular through much of New england, where an old cast-iron bathtub is buried standing up, halfway into the ground, and a statue of Jesus is placed inside. Frequently seen near or with a lawn ball. Associated with white trash.

I saw a great bathtub jesus in Pawtucket last week.

by bkdouble October 6, 2006

Toaster Baptism

When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.

Adam: Do you want to perform a Toaster Baptism
Thomas: Of course

by Yeetix February 11, 2020

John the Baptist

Charismatic New Testament bible prophet. Named John at birth son of Zacharias and Elisabeth; he baptized Jesus Christ.

Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.

John the Baptist ate locusts and wild honey.

by thedzone October 4, 2009