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global ballers

A friend group or group chat made out of ballers all over the world.

Originally founded by a group young creators from The Netherlands.
Did you see those global ballers? damn they are cool.”
by Klinde October 14, 2019
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back row baller

student that sits in the back row of lecture and does other homework, texts, eats, or anything other than paying attention to what's going on. Does better than you in the class.
student 1: "Yooo check out that chick sitting all the way in the back of lecture with her ipod and aviators"

student 2: "Yeah, and she beat the class average on that exam by like 30 points"

student 1: "She's a back row baller, fer sure."
by laxgal12 February 24, 2009
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climbing Mount Ballmer

The act of drinking heavily in order to achieve a blood alcohol level of between 0.129% and 0.138%, which was discovered by Microsoft in the late 1980s to confer "superhuman programming ability" via some unknown cause.
"It's Friday night, but I have a ton of code to write. I guess climbing Mount Ballmer is my only hope."
by jokeocracy January 24, 2014
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ballerina

A person who, through hard work and countless hours, is able to dance ballet as a professional.
Julie: I am training to be a ballerina.
Cindy: How?
Julie: By dancing 6 hours a week and countless hours of practice at home
by Rebecca teh 1337 mastah July 16, 2008
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Ballerness

Ballerness is the state of performing in athletics or sex at such a high level that kenyans and porn stars can't touch you're skillz. Such Ballerness is exuded by Michael Jordan, Mike McLaughlin and Devon Bennett.
Yo Ray, you can't miss a three today, you're ballerness is at a maximum.
by Midsy February 9, 2009
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baller

anyone who has actually taken the time to add the definition for baller, is not a baller. (me included)
by nosirimnotyourmomma October 26, 2011
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Ballmer peak

A supposed "peak" in programming ability caused by alcohol. The term was coined by an XKCD web comic: http://xkcd.com/323/. The phrase is in reference to Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, who generally acts pretty crazy, much like an angry drunk, and hence the alcohol joke.

Somewhat ironically, Ballmer never wrote any production code while at Microsoft. His background is in business rather than engineering, though he is renowned for his ability to perform difficult mathematical calculations mentally.
I finished that programming assignment in one night thanks to the Ballmer Peak.

Man, they really must have overshot the Ballmer Peak when they wrote Vista.
by colonel forbin's ascent October 23, 2008
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