Baguette

A long, thin loaf of French bread

“Do you wanna eat a baguette?”

“Sure!”

by Ilikealuminumfoil January 14, 2022

Baguette

Baguettes are a lovely food but also can be your best friend my baguette is very caring and can be the best one they are really pretty and if you get jealous then you can eat them and if you ask why you would get jealous is because of how beautiful they are.You might stumble into a baguette and if you do they will be the best friend you can ask for. If you want to date them you can she is absolutely fine.Her butt and boobs are the best features.they will also be very tall.

Ooh look baguette I'm going to ask to be her friend

by Salmon Manta July 1, 2022

Baguetting

The act of putting baguettes on every table you see.

Person a: “what are you doing

Person b: im baguetting

Person A: what is baguetting?

Person b: it’s just putting baguettes on every table I see

by It’smeyourfavouriteperson August 30, 2022

baguette fucker

A term that could be offensive to anyone but more specifically French people

Spy:*stabs scout*

Scout:you baguette fucker

by raybeez August 19, 2022

Baguette

A long ass piece of bread from the country known as France. Also baguettes are fucking delicious in every fucking way. If you don't like them I'll run you over with my tandem. They also make for a good sword.

Kyle: ewww what's that you got there (popular boy voice)
Fletcher: A fucking baguette you little bitch

by IRunTandemsOnKids November 13, 2022

Sleaze Baguette

Female sleaze bag.

My ex-boss went out drinking with a bunch of girls from work. She whips out this collection of dick pictures she takes of all the dudes she bangs from those online dating sites.

Knew she was a fucking sleaze baguette.

by Furbler2.0 June 16, 2012

Astro Baguette

An astro Baguette is when you stick a baguette so far up your arse you can see stars

Did you hear how he got an astro baguette. He'll never be able to sit down again, (again)

... plus i wanted to eat that

by Prince of the Lizard people July 29, 2012