average nick

for someone to be in good nick requires large muscles and a ripped stomach. The term average nick comes as an insult to a person who really gives it there all in the gym five days a week but just cannot get there muscles big enough or stomach ripped enough to be considered in good nick
Greg - "I've been going to the gym 5 days a week for 6 months"

Richard - "Have you?"

Greg - "yea think its working"

Richard - "em... i suppose your in average nick"
by Noblet December 12, 2012
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Average Joe

Average Joe is your couch nerd who can name every movie Susan Sarandon has been in.
He is just your Average Joe.
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Average Nebraskan

"Hey look, the chick in the car next to us is getting an Average Nebraskan!"

"My buddy's a semi driver, he sees so many Average Nebraskans"
by Fire Lord Ozai November 21, 2022
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Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while getting finger banged.
Normally I-80 is excruciatingly boring on the way out to Colorado, but that average Nebraskan made the trip a lot more enjoyable this time.
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Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being fingerbanged.
Whoa, did you see that car pass me? They were getting an average Nebraskan
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Average Nebraskan

As defined by Reddit, it's the act of finger banging someone while driving down the highway, or being finger banged while driving.
Matt: "Hey did you hear about Micah and Tessa?"
Jimmy: "No, what happened?"
Matt: "Tessa got her first average Nebraskan from Micah last night!"
Jimmy: "Don't you have to be driving on the highway to do that?"
Matt: "Hell yeah!"
by SeriouslyImNot_GodChillOut November 22, 2022
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average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being finger banged.
Driving on an interstate highway in about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw that the woman driving was getting an average Nebraskan. and looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident.
by lake_huron November 21, 2022
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