When you hang out with people so you can get smoked out, then randomly ditch them using a lame excuse like "my parents want me home now."
guy 1: Hey man I gotta go feed my dog now, I'll catch you later.
guy 2: Man your lying, now that you smoked your just leaving, your "Pulling a St John" bro.
guy 2: Man your lying, now that you smoked your just leaving, your "Pulling a St John" bro.
by C4LV4R3$1 January 9, 2011
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Dude, bro! Did you see that sick astrolux sticker on the back of that tundra, bro? That was extreme!
by rxvcgiii April 23, 2006
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I was on the john takin' a dump and had to perform an Astaire cuz somebody kept trying to open the stall door.
by Sataere February 26, 2004
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by Jackamabob September 1, 2009
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Often followed and practiced by idiots who have no understanding of physics and how the other planets do not change the outcome of events.
In many cases, when accused of practicing pseudoscience, the astrologer will likely make some claim about how “you believe in evolution and that the moon impacts the tides, so why shouldn’t I believe in this?” The answer simply being that there is actually scientific evidence to support scientific beliefs, and there’s nothing scientific about astrological bullshit.
Often followed and practiced by idiots who have no understanding of physics and how the other planets do not change the outcome of events.
In many cases, when accused of practicing pseudoscience, the astrologer will likely make some claim about how “you believe in evolution and that the moon impacts the tides, so why shouldn’t I believe in this?” The answer simply being that there is actually scientific evidence to support scientific beliefs, and there’s nothing scientific about astrological bullshit.
Idiot: oh, you’d better not sign that contract today, it’s Mercury retrograde rn
Intellectual: I could not care less about your astrology bullshit
idiot: but, but, it means that things will go wrong and you’ll have bad luck
intellectual: no it doesn’t you uneducated addlepate. Go back to school
Intellectual: I could not care less about your astrology bullshit
idiot: but, but, it means that things will go wrong and you’ll have bad luck
intellectual: no it doesn’t you uneducated addlepate. Go back to school
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Asthas is my one and only.
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