applesauce person

A retard

"Look at that applesauce person lmao"

by A mentally disabled person March 25, 2017

applesauce pudding

What happens when a group abuses someone in a way most think impossible and so neurologically abusive she constantly tries to take her own life. They do this so they can put an ear of corn in her mouth the wrong way whenever they want and get away with it.

They decided her brain goes to applesauce pudding, we need a good scapegoat that has a rewind, delete button. No monitor, no problem.

by swellsoundsthatkill April 12, 2022

ghetto applesauce

Cheap hard Cider often found in a brown a brown paper bag or in boxed wine form. In the boxed wine form, the box is immediately discarded in the street and the bag is slapped until emptied.

Shaquanda demaded we scoop some ghetto applesauce to get crunk as hell for the party.

by ThatGuy895 July 12, 2015

Applesauce

A food that everyone is embarrassed to eat.

Applesauce is weird.

by gigi.irwin December 8, 2020

Applesauce

a cum stick where you grab it by its cock then suck on it and be like UUUUUUUUUUUUUpoooo

I eat applesauce on my cock

by ballsackplayer22 December 28, 2020

applesauce pudding

when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.

"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"

by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022

drippin’ in applesauce

Slang for someone who owns a lot of apple products.

Jason owns an iPhone, Apple Watch, AirPods,iPad, Apple Pen, iMac, HomePod, and Apple TV. He’s drippin’ in applesauce

by Taylor June March 23, 2022