aingara

fake joke artist, fake weed smoker, doesn't know what chill is, nerd to the extreme, Suhkram Jr.

by YO AMMA May 29, 2003

Aging Dude Bro

The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.

31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”

by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019

APIgreed

Blindy agreeding to let a random company stick your 'brain' (you) inside an expert or AI system so that they can use you like a ventriliquist's dummy to make more money, in exchange for being to able to have a cool autoreply message when someone Follows you, and then complaining about 'bots' and the Internet in general and how you are worried *a lot* about privacy, as you just told us about on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.

"Ah! They SSOrolled me up! All my pictures are cryptolockered!"
*looks at list of 4000 installed 'free' apps*
"You APIgreed to a lot of things from a lot of places here. Is there any chance you could start over again?"
"You mean but a new phone?"
"Eh? Maybe go a little further somehow?"
"..."
"Yeah. You shouldn't have APIgreed to that."

by leftiger March 18, 2019

Aging Beauty

Women who were very beautiful in their youth, and are struggling to keep their youthful beauty despite growing old. Typically in her 40s or 50s, an aging beauty pays many visits to her plastic surgeon for Botox, fillers, and more, in order to keep a youthful appearance. Her validation comes from being considered beautiful from others. She may be depressed that she is growing old, and that soon, fillers and Botox will not maintain her beauty anymore.

“What did you think of Alicia when you met her at that party yesterday?”

“She’s okay, she seemed like a cool aging beauty”

by ilovecottoncandy January 3, 2020

ACing

The act of jumping from a massive height onto someone and pretending to be Ezio Auditore, breaking your own legs in the process.

We're going to go ACing at 4 today, wanna join?

by TheGoldenDorito_ April 7, 2021

Aving

aving

(Ah-VinG)
Verb
informal
The act of saying something so depraved and disgusting, but expecting the people around you to find it funny

PAST TENSE
Aved
FUTURE TENSE
Avi
PRESENT TENSE
Aving

“John was aving so much last night, it got really uncomfortable.”

by kingkatolog July 21, 2021

man-aging partner

A shrewish, nagging spouse who thereby takes at least two years off of one's life for each year of marriage.

"Sorry, guys, I can't make the game -- the man-aging partner has me on garage cleanout duty, eff me."

by FitofPeak August 25, 2012