Apatow Effect

The single-handed influence Judd Apatow movies have had on getting more naked penis shots into mainstream comedies. Mostly to the detriment of society. See Walk Hard, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, etc.

Dude, I just saw Jay's schlong in that Zack and Miri movie. I didn't know Silent Bob had gotten zapped by the Apatow Effect, too.

by tgordon April 2, 2009

Apathetext

A totally apathetic one-word text message.

Liz: "are you available to talk tonight?"

Ian: "yup"

Liz: "that's quite an apathetext"

Ian: "k"

by icwish January 26, 2010

Apathetic

I don't really care.

We can never really know, can we?

by Bookworm January 20, 2004

APAH

APAH - Alien Posing As Human

"Hey, look at that apah over there"

"I candidly took a picture of an apah today"

by CalebyCaleb December 6, 2011

food apartheid

-noun

1. A state of being created when spoon-fed yuppies have to embark on a trip longer than 10 minutes to get overpriced "healthier" food and are powerless to to resist the temptation to shop at nearby fast food

2. A state of being created when executives in an evil corporation wish to force their unhealthy diets they shill upon unsuspecting citizens

When they gonna open up a place with sum organic food n sh*t? I'm sick of eatin chickren at KFC. This is food apartheid!

by Jeriquan August 17, 2008

apathist

1. One who is apathetic. They may be disinterested through their own intention or naturally uncaring. In severe cases this may lead to a distinct lack of effort toward all tasks. Chronic affliction is as yet incurable.
2. A member of the Young Apathists Party.

Man: Why are you in such a state of uncare?
Apathist: Because fuck you.

by Uncarer November 15, 2005

apathy club

A bringing together of people who really dont give a fuck

The Apathy Club at Conard High School was canceled due to lack of interest.

by hehehe666 May 6, 2004