28th Amendment

You can't out pizza the hut.

Me: Let's make homemade pizza.
My friend: Ok, but remember the 28th Amendment.

by getthefuckoutofmywayufuckinhoe February 27, 2020

123rd Amendment

States that Joshua can never leave Catherine and that they will be together forever

Ashley: how are you and Joshua??
Catherine: Good and plus he can never leave because of the 123rd amendment

by Violet Scott January 10, 2022

Cody Amend

Skinny dude that will rip your arm off but give him a big goth girl with big titles he will be your best friend

Yo Cody Amend

by Grayson Parsons August 24, 2023

28th amendment

the amendment that allows the act of slavery inside

i commend the 28th amendment at that african male

by Pickle mickle April 7, 2021

eighteenth amendmenting

When one wants to stay sober for a given period of time

nah man, im eighteenth amendmenting for the night

by Posterboy69 April 21, 2010

5,000th Amendment

The 5,000th amendment makes it a crime to give students homework in the United States.

The 5,000th Amendment makes it a crime to give Homework.

by Benjamin K, lead scientist November 10, 2020

Amendment :3

Section 1. Any individual who uses the text symbol “:3” in written communication shall be deemed cute.

Section 2. For the purposes of this Amendment, “:3” is defined as a text symbol depicting a smiling face with a playful or affectionate expression, often used in digital communication to convey feelings of warmth, joy, or endearment.

Section 3. This Amendment shall be implemented in the spirit of kindness and positive expression, recognizing that the use of “:3” signifies an attempt to spread happiness and good cheer in communication.

Section 4. No laws, regulations, or interpretations shall contradict or undermine the spirit of this Amendment, which is to promote a culture of friendliness and appreciation among individuals.

Person A: I'm not cute :3
Person B: According to Amendment :3, you are cute.

by NateVRC July 18, 2024