The alphabet

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYnZ now I know my aBCS next time won't u sing wif me???

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxynz Is the alphabet

by Plz approve August 10, 2009

alpha-gay

An alpha gay is a handsome, good looking homosexual male. Both gays and women find alpha-gays very attractive.

He gets jealous of his alpha-gay boyfriend. All the girls are flirting with him.

by the1joey January 6, 2013

alphabet of manliness

A book written by Maddox. Published May 30th, 2006.

This book is guaranteed to make you a badass motherfucker just like Maddox, and the chapters are defined below:

A is for Ass-Kicking
B is for Boners
C is for Copping A Feel
D is for Dump, Taking A
E is for Enlightenment (Women have never invented anything)
F is for Female Wrestling
G is for Gas
H is for Hot Sauce
I is for Irate
J is for Jerky, Beef
K is for Knockers
L is for Lumberjack (Caveman -> Viking -> Pirate -> Lumberjack)
M is for Metal
N is for Norris, Chuck
O is for Obedience (Training for Women)
P is for Pirates
Q is for Quickie
R is for Road Rage
S is for Sneaking a Peek
T is for Taunting
U is for Urinal Etiquette
V is for Violence
W is for Winner
X is for XXX
Y is for Yelling
Z is for Zombies

In the Alphabet of Manliness, there is a list of all definitive winners in history. They are as follows:

- Me

- King Ghidora

- Steve Buscemi

- Lesbians

- Flying Squirrels

- Red Twizzlers

- Castlevania: 1, 3, 4, Symphony of th eNight, Dawn of Sorrow

- Kung Pao shrimp

- Theodore Roosevelt

- Moshi Moshi

- Ivan the Terrible

- Extra sharp cheddar cheese

- Monsters

- Fried chicken

- Chops

by TaterMySalad June 11, 2006

New York Alphabet

Fuckin A, Fuckin B, Fuckin C, etc. To be used when spelling out a word to get your point across.

My name is Frank.
How do you spell that?
Here I'll use the New York Alphabet. Fuckin F, Fuckin R, Fuckin A, Fuckin N, Fuckin K!

by linkster November 4, 2009

Alphabet soup

That ever-expanding collection of sexual minorities that identify themselves with initialisms or acronyms that are more or less completely opaque to the uninitiated.

Includes, principally, the LGBT spectrum (LGBTQIQGQASA...) and the kink spectrum (BDSM, CBT, D/s, etc.)

Quinn was an asexual lesbian hermaphrodite, and a submissive masochist -- and therefore didn't swim in the alphabet soup, but dived in it.

by DancingKali November 6, 2011

alphabooty

The female that takes priority over a plethora of other females being played. The alphabooty female is often considered as having higher status than other hos and baby's mommies.

I hit that ho all weekend, but on Monday morning, it's back to alphabooty.

by amedeo henry February 5, 2008

alpha dweeb

A nerdy, socially awkward person who, in the company of other dweebs, takes on alpha male characteristics and dominates the group.

synonyms: king of the dipshits

Derrek mocked Pinter's incorrect Cylon reference.

"Um, hello, there were no LASERS in the Cylon hands, they used machine guns, thank you."

Pinter cried inside at the furious mocking from the alpha dweeb.

by effdot June 5, 2009