Albanian Water Bottle

The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.

I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.

by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023

Albanian Toilet

When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.

Hey bro I ran into my highschool bully the other day so I gave him the Albanian Toilet.

by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020

Albanian creampie

When Big Bird Sterk is on his knees in a submissive manner and one alpha male puts his long schlongy dong in big bird sterks oral cavity while the other male penetrates big bird sterks anal cavity from underneath or behind. Requires 3 men.

Connor and I had a fun time Albanian creampieing sterko last night!

by RonClark69 February 8, 2022

Albanian Doorstopper

An Albanian Doorstopper is a sex act, usually committed by 2 homosexual men. They start squatting back to back and see who can drop a deuce faster. Whoever does, shoves the feces into the other persons rectum, using their penis. They stop once the “shover” climaxes. Then the receiver must excrete the feces back out.

Me and tom hit the Albanian Doorstopper last night

by Ceejay6375 July 12, 2025

Albanian Whistleblowing

A sexual act where one partner urinates into the other partner's mouth, who then proceeds to perform oral sex, creating a backwash effect, pushing the urine back into the penis through the urethra. This practice requires a high level of trust, communication, and precision between partners. It's considered an extreme form of watersports and is not for the faint-hearted. Those who engage in this act often find it to be an intense and unique experience.

"Last night, we tried something new—Albanian whistleblowing. It was definitely an experience I won't forget!"

by slothman141 June 20, 2025

albanian coconut

while having intercourse under the influence of the white (the snow, blow, crazy c, etc.) and ejaculating (nutting) into your partner.

“yo b imma give u this albanian coconut if u keep looking at me like that”

by thealbanian November 5, 2022

Albanian horse musket thrusts

When a guy is thrusting so hard that his penis starts smoking like a musket after being fired

John was slamming ham so hard last night with his Albanian horse musket thrusts

by akalazam June 4, 2025