Alabama, the most inbreeding and raciest acts occur in this terrible place. you will notice if you visit this shit hole that the fans are ape shit because they won a single national championship. and seriously roll tide? yeah 2nd in obesity and 49th in education. also if i am familiarized with the law, it is still legal to own a slave in one small city? No shit look it up.
Hick1: damn alabama is the greatest state ever!
Hick2: yall be right, my momma says the same thing everytime she walks outside.
Human: illiteracy strikes again
Hick2: yall be right, my momma says the same thing everytime she walks outside.
Human: illiteracy strikes again
by everyone in the U.S January 3, 2011
Get the Alabamamug. (Yes I Live N the AL and a girl. ~MOB-TOWN~ But was Born N the BIG PITT. This is my Def. from the 5 years living N the AL)
Is a SWEET HOME 4:
~Alabama U & Auburn U Football
~Kid friendly Mardi Gras(NOT fun 4 kids when: that OLDER man SNACHES that STUFFED ANIMAL the person on the float FINALY did throw off and was SOOO pointing @ YOU When he did)
~The FASTEST growing CITY in the USA (MOB~TOWN)
~AND THE 5A STATE FB CHAMPS THE ST. PAUL'S SAINTS!!!(GO SAINTS!!!!)
Any Food you want FRIED We'll Make it!
Like:
~ICE Cream
~Turky
~Some of the BEST Fried Chicken
~AND MORE
& Alabama has the #1 highest UNDER AGE Drinking rating N the US. and some other people in this state R PROUD that AL is #1 N Somthing? Thats NOT right.
and now YA'LL is now not a southern word. when I go up north 2 Family, I her random people saying it.
"YA'LL" USE
SLANG: WithOUT the AL DRAW.
SOUTHERN: WITH the AL DRAW.
Is a SWEET HOME 4:
~Alabama U & Auburn U Football
~Kid friendly Mardi Gras(NOT fun 4 kids when: that OLDER man SNACHES that STUFFED ANIMAL the person on the float FINALY did throw off and was SOOO pointing @ YOU When he did)
~The FASTEST growing CITY in the USA (MOB~TOWN)
~AND THE 5A STATE FB CHAMPS THE ST. PAUL'S SAINTS!!!(GO SAINTS!!!!)
Any Food you want FRIED We'll Make it!
Like:
~ICE Cream
~Turky
~Some of the BEST Fried Chicken
~AND MORE
& Alabama has the #1 highest UNDER AGE Drinking rating N the US. and some other people in this state R PROUD that AL is #1 N Somthing? Thats NOT right.
and now YA'LL is now not a southern word. when I go up north 2 Family, I her random people saying it.
"YA'LL" USE
SLANG: WithOUT the AL DRAW.
SOUTHERN: WITH the AL DRAW.
by Mob-Town's Yankee from Big Pitt April 1, 2008
Get the Alabamamug. All the stereo types about Alabama are true, we have one of the most unsolved murders ratings in the country and have bbq places everywhere. Talledega is the home of meth cooks and rebel flags.
by Ye haw March 25, 2019
Get the Alabamamug. 
aka-Bama/Bama-chan
what you would call a girl who you don't know, but would sure like to get to know.
Nickname contrived from the song "Sweet Home Alabama."; someone sings "...I'm comin' home to you..." and points at a girl who strangely starts being called Alabama because they find it kinda catchy.
Evie: Oh hey, Alabama!!
Hope (Alabama?): Uh...hi...?
Seth: Wait. Is your name REALLY Alabama?
Alabama: Erm...yes?
Seth: Oh. That's cool.
what you would call a girl who you don't know, but would sure like to get to know.
Nickname contrived from the song "Sweet Home Alabama."; someone sings "...I'm comin' home to you..." and points at a girl who strangely starts being called Alabama because they find it kinda catchy.
Evie: Oh hey, Alabama!!
Hope (Alabama?): Uh...hi...?
Seth: Wait. Is your name REALLY Alabama?
Alabama: Erm...yes?
Seth: Oh. That's cool.
by Al A. Bama May 20, 2008
Get the Alabama mug. Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.
Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!
by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021
Get the Alabama Appleseedmug. When one guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and another guy is getting a blowjob and they arm wrestle on the girl's back.
by Matt Mugg November 4, 2007
Get the alabama pigroastmug.