masturbatory accoutrements

A pretentious expression used to describe one's personal collection of items used to enhance masturbation. (Dirty magazines, dildoes, lubricant etc.)

A way of describing an unenthusiastic sexual partner.
Also can be used to describe how one felt during sexual relations with an untalented or selfish partner.

Once I've retrieved my collection of masturbatory accoutrements, I shall commence with the jerking of my jizzer.

We were sleeping together, but she always just laid there. She was more like a masturbatory accoutrement than a fuck buddy.

All he wanted to do was get off and then leave. For all the pleasure I got out of it, I felt more like a masturbatory accoutrement than someone who'd just gotten laid.

by dumbslut August 10, 2006

Accountant

Someone whos obviously making more than you

Accountants can start at $60,000 with no experience

by Mr. Mofo September 29, 2005

egg account

An account commonly used to fulfill a single purpose, like to troll, and then quickly abandoned for the sake an anonymity.

I hate getting messages from egg accounts, they're so annoying.

by thisoneguyionceknew December 25, 2015

acoustic guitar

1: A guitar that uses a large resonance box to amplify and broadcast sound. Generally mellower than other kinds of guitars. Since it doesn't require an amp to be heard, it's much more portable than an electric. Often combined with mics or pre-amps for playing in venues.

2: A type of guitar often used at parties by music-illiterate dicks trying to steal your girlfriend.

1: "I really love the tone on this Takamine acoustic guitar. The cedar construction really gave it a warm sound."

2: Guy with acoustic guitar: *singing* I gave my love a cherry / That had no stone / I gave my love a chicken / That had no bones / I gave my love a story / That had no end / I gave my...
Bluto: *grabs the guitar and smashes it against the wall* Sorry. - Animal House

by ncstate boy June 23, 2006

actorexia

When actors in movies and television don't actually eat, even though they may look like they are.

The breakfast table of a sitcom is often loaded with actorexia.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 May 11, 2009

account bouncing

When someone keeps switching between MSN/AIM accounts so you have to keep switching convos

Fucks sake stop account bouncing! Stay logged into one MSN account

by evilaphrodite September 15, 2007

acousticize

to change a song from electric guitar to acoustic guitar, with making appropriate miscellaneous changes

The band acousticized the song so they could play it at the cafe.

by JCast January 19, 2008