a cock appraiser

A gay man who goes around guessing the sizes of mens penises.

What a cock appraiser, little fagget homo sits there and asking me how long is my shlong. Then he makes fun of me saying my shlong isnt long when I did'nt give him an answer. Why would he care about my penis size?

by hornyHorror January 13, 2010

awk as a cock

miller yarbrough

that's awk as a cock.
dude you're such a tool

by weedismybitch12345 March 4, 2012

acockagize

to apologize for something with some serious down home deep dicking

ben: was she mad you broke her vase?

Nick: naw, i acockagized, she got over it.

by whatthefudgesiclesinmymouth June 24, 2011

acrockalypse

adjective. Describing the false belief that the end of the world as we know it will occur shortly.

Man, that is the acrockalypse.

by OceanMoon11 April 28, 2011

alcockholic

They love cock they are addicted

Hey dude you are a alcockholic

by Duck butt May 12, 2016

Acocado

Noun.

The littest titty; fruit.

1. I love acocado.

2. Acocado is my favorite fruit.

3. Praise acocado.

by NnnnYYEEEHHHH January 2, 2018

Asockalypse

When beating someone up isn't enough to exact your revenge, so you nut in a baby sock and proceed to decimate their life by repeatedly pelting them in the face with it until you've ended their world.

Poor Josh he pissed Carson off and experienced an Asockalypse.

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019