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boston wad

When someone takes a hundred dollar bill, puts it on top of a stack, then fills the rest of the stack with $1 bills to mask the fact that the person doesn't have much money.
Cop: That drug dealer just tried to bribe me with a Boston Wad, someones going to Jail.
by Craft0292 March 23, 2008
mugGet the boston wadmug.

bread wad

"Look at that bread wad over there...""If you're going to be a bread wad, dude, you can hang out by yourself".
by Warriorhippie January 13, 2019
mugGet the bread wadmug.

Jizz-wad

A man from Junction City ,Oh that was never good enough to marry you in the first place. One that you equally hated for your whole marriage, but never cheated on and waited on him hand and foot. Who continually fucked people you knew even though you are hot and they were not comparable to your financial success , education or beauty. Who convinced you that you had trust issues and tried to make you insecure. A 30 year old man born on November 19, 1978, that has been seen crying in your front yard to see you, and that has a crooked dick.
jizz-wad , fucked, dick
by Thirdtimesacharm September 6, 2010
mugGet the Jizz-wadmug.

Wank Wad

A word to describe somebody who has the personality or the appearance of a sperm infested tissue, these tissues are commonly found by unexpecting parents.
Wow, he's such a wank wad.
by sergeantsmithy May 4, 2020
mugGet the Wank Wadmug.

dick wad

don't be such a dick wad
by JO January 25, 2003
mugGet the dick wadmug.

detroit wad

a large number of bills (usually secured with a rubber band) that consists of mainly one dollar bills
He pulled out this load of cash but it turned out to be just a Detroit wad.
by Oscaro August 27, 2007
mugGet the detroit wadmug.

stripper wad

When you end up with a bunch of singles (ones) in your wallet for various reasons like making change for every twenty in your wallet, even though you may have correct change. Also happens when you put a meal out with friends on your credit card and everyone gives you cash.
Bob: "Hey, that's some bank roll you got there, Sam!

Sam: "Nah, it's just my stripper wad...only about $30."
by DigiMatt May 11, 2008
mugGet the stripper wadmug.

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