by WinlikeSheen July 29, 2011
A dickhead who decided to send forces to Ukraine, and basically ordered genocide. He oppresses speech and anything about the Russo-Ukraine war that isn't putting Russia in the good. He literally said he was a victim of cancel culture too. Zelenskyy is gonna beat his ass.
You know Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation? He's a dickhead, someone needs to REDACTED.
by NoodlePlanet 212 April 30, 2022
Famously known as Vladdy Daddy to the NSB Class of '28, Vladimir Tosic is a pot-bellied man who found a love for writing essays. Surprisingly, he can tuck his shirt in despite his over-large breadbasket.
by HammyShoe July 10, 2024
A Vladimir is wank/masturbation usually done before going to sleep.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"
Person 1: "Yo man let's do another game its only 1 AM"
Person 2: " Sorry bro, I am tired, I think i'll do a Vladimir"
Person 1: "Ok bro np, I might actually do one too"
Person 2: " Sorry bro, I am tired, I think i'll do a Vladimir"
Person 1: "Ok bro np, I might actually do one too"
by PhallusSpatha April 14, 2021
Vladimir Putin refers to when a dude attacks another guy because they are jealous of their superior penis size.
by Balls Obama September 04, 2023
A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.
by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022
by Vladimir Putin Cheese November 01, 2020