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shit the duckbill platypus

to masturbate, specifically a term for male masturbation of oneself
Vin loved to shit the duckbill platypus while watching the news
by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington October 7, 2010
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Duck-Billed Platypus

When one gets a girl off with their chin, giving a girl an orgasm with the use of your chin.

See also, Hairy Platypus
After the date, I took the girl back to my place and gave her a duck-billed platypus, and she liked it.
by platCHypus November 23, 2009
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Platypus mcmuffin for brains

Josh is very stupid and is the WORST science table partner you can have. EVER. he breaks up with you on hyour birthday, and is just an overall dick. I will high five him someday. in the face. with a chair. he thinks he is gangster, but he isnt. and he probably doesnt even know how to spell the word 'Josh"...yeah.
Josh: Hey.
Maddie: CONNIPTIONS YOU GIVE ME CONNIPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are such a platypus mcmuffin for brains!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO DIE BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT!!! WHY WOULD YOU EVER SAY THAT!!!??? UGHHHHHH GO DIE!!!! alright, Bliss, off to lunch :)
by conniption queen :))))) December 31, 2011
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blumpkin vagina platypus

the blumpkin vagina platypus is the classic sex extravaganza. while a girl is giving you a blumpkin you have your pet platypus look on or videotape. to spice up the moment have the platypus join in and stick his platypus penis in her ass. if done correctly the platypus will have a fatal orgasim. Also works with a mecgerkin.
The blumpkin vagina platypus party became fatal as 2 platypus' wound up dead.
by SHOWTIME March 6, 2005
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Duckbill platypus feet

The shape of feet that some girls have that are particularly wide at the front, with splayed toes.

Girls with duckbill playtpus feet often wear open toe shoes or flip flops all the time as they find normal shoes uncomfortable and restrictive due to the width of their feet.

Girls with Duckbill Platypus feet are always slipping their shoes off at the first opportunity and are almost always barefoot at home, and often in places like the office, the car, and at friends houses. The girl's feet often make a flapping noise when she walks.
"Hey Lisa-Marie is so cute!"
"I know, but she has Duckbill Platypus feet"
"Yeah, she wears flip flops all the time cos her feet don't fit into normal shoes, she even wore flip flops to her prom"
"I know, she always goes barefoot when she's at my house!"
"Yeah, but that's ok, she has cute feet so it's nice to see them"
"True, I love her toes"
by jtaat July 29, 2012
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Platypus foot syndrome

When the sock you're wearing is so small or tight on your toes that it makes you feel as if you have webbed toes, like that of a platypus.
"These socks are so small, they're giving me Platypus Foot Syndrome.
by SimbaTheNala July 14, 2016
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Star-nosed Platypus

The star-nosed platypus looks like any other platypus except for the retarded deformation on its cranium. It is commonly mistaken for an extremely wet and very hairy beaver. The stare-nosed is commonly found frozen in the ice flows of the Antarctic during the Summer Solstices. Do to its alarming abundance of sex chromosomes; the star-nosed has a spectacular stamina of 30 to 40 seconds. They are constantly pestered by there main predator, the goannas (which inhabit the upper regions of South America).

Their History:
The star-nosed platypus was discovered in 1000s of years ago. After consuming too much Smirnoff Zvonimir, an outsider from Australia, managed to roll a one. In order to celebrate he rip a page out of a phone book, burned in a meager bonfire, and dance around it chanting "erect poodles make the greatest gift". Just then a razor-blade soared out of the flames and punctured his left eyeball. Upset by the lost of his favorite ball he began to bash his head into the frigid ice water Antarctica. Once he broke though the first layer of ice he saw something lurking in the water. It was wet, hairy, and disturbing but yet oh so appealing. He thought to himself "i am so glad that i have one ball remaining, i should take advantage of my situation and experience the pleasure of a new organism". Unfortunately, after recent events involving a new breed horse, a ladder, and alarm clock, Zvonimir, the only witness to the existence of that wet and hairy creature, is no longer with us today.
That damn star-nosed platypus ate all my cheeze-its and drank my arizona
by RagingTango January 4, 2008
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