cunt pox

fucking shit m8

The sleeping man was struck with cunt pox.

by wackycracker July 19, 2015

The Sox Pox

Another name for The Curse of the Bambino, which has since been broken in 2004.

The Sox Pox is broken. Now it's been 4 World Series for them since, incidentally the same number of times Donald Trump has filed for bankruptcy.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

Glitter Pox

1. The random appearance of glitter on your body.

2. Glitter appearing on things out of nowhere.

You have something on your face. I think you may have contracted glitter pox.

by Rev Nugget November 5, 2019

You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.

While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019

pick-in-pox

Pick-in-pox

That guy in the corner has a case of the pick-in-pox.

by prowsboys September 26, 2019

Trump Pox

Aka - Covid-19

Uncle Mike caught the Trump Pox at one of the red hat rallies.

by Willy McD December 9, 2020

Trump Pox

Aka COVID-19

Uncle Mike caught the Trump Pox at one of the red hat rallies

by Willy McD December 9, 2020