Crosby

He's very pretty, good with children (very), short very very short, big penis, Crosby... Crosby... come here ahsoidndf, He likes to Bark Bark woof woof,

"What am I a dog? Bark Bark Woof Woof" Crosby-

by mcbitchespussyslayer December 4, 2022

Kidney Crosby

Noted CHC member and Instagram memer, as well as a fan of Buddy the Puffin and Zachary L’Heureux. Most famous for making “the Pulju post” as coined by Mikko

Person 1: Kidney Crosby

Person 2: Niggaaaaaaa

by Kidney Crosby November 29, 2021

The Mason Crosby

A euphemism for the toilet, this phrase does not need to be Mason Crosby specifically, but rather any American football kicker.

Hey where’s the Mason Crosby?
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.

Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.

by Amityville Whorer March 28, 2021

Crosby

An act of urination

Crosby Stills and Nash - slash. Obviously.

‘I’m just nipping in here for a crosby John’

by Hexford Tratts August 2, 2022

David Crosby

A random guy who played rhythm guitar for The Byrds who I love

Me: “I want David Crosby in my bed rn”

by TheRealCoicalPoseidon September 6, 2024

Crosby

A funny adult man who believes that happy people are stupid and let's everyone in the room know how smart he is.

"Don't be a Debbie Downer! That's such a Crosby thing to do. Lol
Wait, was that a joke?

by Igoriforgot. October 2, 2025

Crosby

A Crosby is a person that has bad grammar and makes arguments a rivalry’s over small situations

Rando:I hate you because you added a friend to a group chat
Person: hey don’t be a Crosby

by WhatisAbird24 May 31, 2023