Dad Zoned

When a girl likes you as a friend so much you become a dad to her. No one's as close to a girl as her dad. The consequence is that no girl wants to hook up for her dad.

John looks a little older than the average college student, so all his friends call him "Dad." Because of this, all of the girls call John "Dad" as well, and see him as a father figure to the friend group. John has in effect been Dad Zoned.

by tribefan247 January 25, 2016

pro zoned

When someone is being used for their professional skills without having a chance of furthering the relationship beyond a professional one. Similar to friendzoned.

Serrina: Dang... Drew isn't around anymore, he just hangs out with that girl all day. Is he friendzoned?
Jimmy: Na, he's pro zoned, too busy taking photos and videos for her.

by dokipress March 6, 2017

Mom-zoned

The equivalent of the male friend-zone- only, for females.

Being mom-zoned is the difference of being asked for a sandwich as opposed to a sammich.

by TheDreamer August 22, 2012

Zoinked

The act of getting high.

Dude, I got totally zoinked for this test.
or
I was soooooooooooo zoinked on new years, and then everyone started screaming and shit, twas scary.

by MattKeen April 6, 2010

zoinked

To be extremely fucked up on pills and/or peelz

GOD! I got a prescription for 75 tabs oh 10mg Percocets, I'M GETTING SO ZOINKED TONGIHT!

by ParisJewemy October 29, 2007

Zooked

crazy

Donald trump is zooked

by Jahmali May 29, 2019

bestie zoned

Being friend zoned, but ten times worse because its even harder to get out of.

Shawn: yo Blake! Did you hear about Josh?
Blake: nah brah.
Shawn: ya know how he liked Hannah?
Blake: yeah, they were hittin it off real good last i. checked
Shawn: turns out he got bestie zoned!
Blake: no way! That sucks big time, i would rather be friend zoned
Shawn: i know!

by sauron301 September 21, 2014