Facebook Zombie

A person who spends too much time on social networking sites. (Note that although the word contains facebook, it really extends to any networking site (MySpace, Twitter, MSN, etc.)); Someone who must continuously check and re-check their accounts to see if a change has occured, or if a friend updates anything; this will get to a point where they schedule their day around their networking site; if they reach this final stage, kill them swiftly and with no hesitation. If we do not respond to this growing appocalypse, we will be overrun by Facebook Zombies. Nothing will stop them. They know no fear.

Kimo: Doo doo doo, hey Phiz, come check this ou-
Phiz: Can't, can't, can't! Hmm... 2:30! I gotta check my wall! I posted a humourous status half an hour ago! What if someone commented on it?
Kimo: Jesus, Phiz. You... you're a Facebook Zombie now... sorry, mate...
*gunshot*

by Kimo & PhizzyKola May 1, 2010

Zombieing

It’s where someone you previously dated (and very likely cared for) or were even in a relationship with, ghosted you, only to then resurface some time later, most likely in the form of some sort of social media interaction or an out of the blue text message. Usually the zombieing happens just when you’ve gotten over the hurt of having them ghost you in the first place. Then, all of a sudden, they subtly reappear (I say subtle – it can feel like a slap in the face!) causing more emotional upset.

I was totally "zombieing" at the thought of my ex messaging me after no contact.

by kazuri February 24, 2018

Zombesque

From the root word "Zombie" Defined as the body of a dead person given semblance of life and "-Esque" an adjective suffix indicating style, manner, resemblance or distinctive character.

Popularized by zombieseatpeople.com, the term can be used in the context of somone is truly zombie like, as opposed to actually being a walking corpse. Of which the undead would not be zombesque because they would genuinely be a fucking zombie, and genuinely want to eat your face off.

zombieseatpeople.com

“That guy over there is really zombesque, he says nothing and smells like he messed himself.”

“Wow, she was zombesque when we humped, is was like making love to a maggot farm.”

by zombieseatpeople.com December 14, 2010

zombie chariot

Inconsiderate asshole drivers on the interstate who do not pull over for emergency vehicles

"Did you see that?" "That zombie chariot almost got ran over by the ambulance."

by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016

Zombly accopelips

A word made by zach herron

(Also idk how to spell correctly wich is irronic coz zach cant either)

Zach: *picks up card* who will survive the zombly accopelips

Limelights: *dying inside* yup zek thats write

by limelight/shnack/bloodylegend January 6, 2019

Toilet Zombie

What you become when you have sat on the toilet so long that your leg falls asleep, causing you to drag your leg behind you until it wakes up.

Don't eat that burrito, man. I had one and it turned me into a Toilet Zombie.

by Night of the Living Deuce April 28, 2014

Asian Zombie

The detached mental state that Asian students acquire during a rigorous finals week that often includes limited senses.

"Look at all of the Asian zombies. They're just shuffling their feet and running into things. Must be finals week."

by IOFT December 30, 2014