Zomedy

A zombie movie with a comedic bent.

Zombieland is my new favorite zomedy. I like it even more than Shaun of the Dead.

by slushiesybil74 October 23, 2009

wife-zoned

In marriage, when a man refuses to engage with his wife in the same depraved sexual acts that they did early in the relationship. This is usually because he needs to think of her as a "respectable lady" and one does not do those sorts of things with someone you will bring home to that parents, or with the person who will be the mother of your children.

Wives whose husbands refuse to do anything but the most chaste (and infrequent) sex possible are said to have been "wife-zoned"

woman #1 "i just don't understand why my husband doesn't want to eat my pussy any more. He used to do it so much when we first met."

Woman #2: "honey, it means you've been wife-zoned"

by mpwd August 24, 2012

girlfriend zoned

When a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down

I got girlfriend zoned by my best friend

by people0818 September 24, 2014

zoseh

1. a profoundly tender and passionate relationship.
2. beloved person; sweetheart

1. Look at them both, they're zoseh!
2. She's my zoseh!

by Yukon188 August 23, 2007

zsedcvgyhnmkol.;['

Woah, you're that bored? I though that before you reached this point in time, you'd for sure start doing your *homework* that you need to do.

person 1: zsedcvgyhnmkol.;'
person 2: Hey, I think you made a huge, huge typo....
person 1: nope, its just me being bored and not wanting to do homework. It also means your lazy and procrastinate lots.
person 2: zsedcvgyhnmkol.;'

by how did you find this October 3, 2021

zsedcftgbhujmkolp

pretty much the same as zsedcftgbhujmkol but with an extra p at the end, when you type this you are infinite bored like being in school

person 1: im bored
person 2: type zsedcftgbhujmkolp
person 1: ok

by bruhh2 February 4, 2022

butler zoned

When a person's relationship with someone they are attracted to resembles that of a butler and their employer.

John: Are Tom and Jane going out?
Mike: No, he just does her homework for her. He's totally butler zoned.

by roosterkauf October 3, 2012