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zemafile

A person who is one step above a pedophile. It originates from the being of Przemyslow (more commonly known as Zem), who's large amount of sketchiness as well as extreme pedophile tendencies have yet to be matched.
Przemyslow is a zemafile.
Girls freak out when Zem touches them sexually because he is in fact a zemafile.
by Leszek Kolakowski July 28, 2008
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zemonda

Zemonda is a really loyal friend who is miss leading at times, but can and will be your best friend if you have a dirty mind, are good at math, and are a player.
if you ever meet Zemonda, STAY AWAY!! Ladies... he WILL play you!!! :(
by ,kvchfkjdsbvjcbg;kv July 28, 2017
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Zelanie

I just watched Zelanie and it cheered me up.
by cheryle. August 12, 2006
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Lucas Jade Zumann

•Noun: Actor who was in Netflix show Anna with an E before he started bashing us loving fans and disrespecting his co-stars! He also takes dangerous illegal drugs that is a bad influence to his young audience
•Verbo: To glo down both physically and mentally
Not only is he no longer kind, but he does not look good anymore either! He really pulled a Lucas Jade Zumann.
by Amybethstan1 April 27, 2020
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New Zeland

An imaginery country where dumbass bush-shagging australians might go after they finish their "Sc00L edukatun" and go to to book a holiday to new zealand but can't spell it correctly.
usually visited by people who still think that New Zealand is a part of Australia, that the accents are WORSE than Australians and that everyone shags sheep.
by anabanana July 11, 2003
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Zeana

a really annoying girl who won't let her bf sleep
by Pewduepie June 25, 2017
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new zeland

Something people in New Zealand and out New Zealand seem to think New Zealand is. They think it's an uncivilised place. they think we're 60 years back just because our computers don't have the same communication speed as SETI.

Facts about this imaginary place that is really just a stereotype:

Every town only contains 4 shops. These are as follows:
-KFC
-Pub
-The warehouse
-Petrol station.

None of the roads are tar-sealed at all. the roads are pure dust, and there is no sidewalk either.

Ethnic diversity:
there are four ethnic groups in new zeland.
-pakeha
-maori
-islander
-asian

There is absolutely no existence of people from other places such as the americas, europe, or africa...with the exception of tourists, which new zelanders hate, because they don't want anyone to watch them shagging sheep.
Yes, new zelanders get turned on by beastiality, and they have sex with sheep. This is because new zelanders do not have good television or good computers.
Idiot american/aussie/new zealander/: Wow, I went to New Zeland last year. I went to this new zelander's house and his television was only 42''!

moron: only 42''? Shit! those new zelanders are SO uncivilised!

idiot: it gets worse! his internet connection speed is only 6,000,000,000 gigahurts per second!

moron: i'm glad i'm not in new zeland.
by kinzu_kiwi July 17, 2006
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